Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 541714505214984212
Idk if ive ever known any here in kansASS
I think he meant that you will have trouble getting sick days because they never call in sick days
I'm a government employee, chump. I can call in whenever I want
The mexicans which are abundant all get fuckloads of layers on every winter and somehow wear hoodies in the summer
Even if 8 other people call in, they cannot stop me from calling in too
And if I simply say "I don't feel good", I can go home if I'm already at work
And since we're unionized, I'm damn near impossible to fire
tfw feel cold at 25 C
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are you sick, fren?
I should get out of bed. Hungry, too.
Believe it or not, when left to my own devices, I actually under-eat. Yesterday I Had a bowl of ramen and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and that's it
that must've been a big bowl
Just a standard Maruchan packet, lol
how the fuck
even a boneman like me couldnt do it
today i've had an omelet + salad, a baked potato, and a small bag of doritos
hmmm
I always find that lanklets eat incredible amounts of food and never gain weight
I'm not trying to say "muh genetics" because there are definitely times when I DO overeat, but genetics are definitely a factor
t. Lanklet
lanklets unite
I eat like a fucking tank and don't actually gain weight
I have a chubby friend and I always overeat him
I have a coworker, Jimmy, who eats nothing but candy and burgers and he's like 120 lbs
Jelly
but I also have a friend who lifts and does wrestling and he eats like meX3
If I matched his intake, I would balloon out even further
I-it's not fair
mail me some of your fat matty
I don't eat super healthy and I eat a fuckton of pure garbage (candy, sugary foods)
Still the same weight
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@Julian I'm actually not all that interested in losing a ton of weight. I think I'd look strange
Can you imagine hands this big on a person who ISN'T fat? <:pepestressed:327933525124841482>
Also, where is @NiceBear . He hasn't said anything in like 2 days or so
they wouldn't be as big if you got rid of ur sausage fingers
Can you imagine Matt not being fat?
No