Message from @Julian
Discord ID: 541715069721903169
I should get out of bed. Hungry, too.
Believe it or not, when left to my own devices, I actually under-eat. Yesterday I Had a bowl of ramen and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and that's it
that must've been a big bowl
Just a standard Maruchan packet, lol
how the fuck
even a boneman like me couldnt do it
today i've had an omelet + salad, a baked potato, and a small bag of doritos
hmmm
I always find that lanklets eat incredible amounts of food and never gain weight
Even if they're just as lazy as me
I'm not trying to say "muh genetics" because there are definitely times when I DO overeat, but genetics are definitely a factor
t. Lanklet
lanklets unite
I eat like a fucking tank and don't actually gain weight
I have a chubby friend and I always overeat him
I have a coworker, Jimmy, who eats nothing but candy and burgers and he's like 120 lbs
Jelly
but I also have a friend who lifts and does wrestling and he eats like meX3
If I matched his intake, I would balloon out even further
I-it's not fair
I don't eat super healthy and I eat a fuckton of pure garbage (candy, sugary foods)
Still the same weight
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@Julian I'm actually not all that interested in losing a ton of weight. I think I'd look strange
Can you imagine hands this big on a person who ISN'T fat? <:pepestressed:327933525124841482>
Also, where is @NiceBear . He hasn't said anything in like 2 days or so
they wouldn't be as big if you got rid of ur sausage fingers
Can you imagine Matt not being fat?
No
Even super computers cannot do that
>two days
What
Maybe stop sleeping so much
Hell no
Sleep is comfy
I have big hands but I am lanklet
How big
I just have really long fingers
Idk how do I measure em
with a ruler