Chink moms/grans are controlling as fuck

fuck her shes in a different city

trying to control what i wear haha

like what the hell

kek my gf's mum always wants photos of what we eat, and if by some chance one day there isn't at least half a plate of vegetables, she writes scientific research about our health risks

like legit research or just chink bs

chink bs

when I had a cold for more than a week, she started researching doctors who practice traditional Chinese medicine in Zurich last year

today while watching star trek, I learned 外星人

Wait, like make pants? Hand stitch a pair of jammies?

its never cold in China tbh

right now its the perfect weather for t shirt

@johnfrum yep

That's kind of sweet, I guess

shes not even capable of that lol

>criticising your lack of pants and her lack if sewing skills
There might be a lot of layers to this shit.

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yes she knows my fiancee isnt a seamstress

and she knows i have lots of pants

shes just a controlling bitch

maybe you're a fatass and she don't want to look at your thunder thighs

Maybe you're thicc and she was jealous of your thunder thighs.

>chink
>jealous of thicc
doesn't happen

they don't understand it tbh

i am a fatass but thats irrelevant

well fed*
ftfy

thanks mate

If you a chink son, you can be a fatass and still get called anorexic by chink mum

t. former fat chink son

>formerly fat
>now weighs so little a small gust of wind pushes him into nettle bush

is this the power of chink mother mindgames? @transience

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nah I just wanted the trap aesthetics

chinese fat isnt the same as normal fat

this tbqh

chinese fat is literally obese

isnt bmi 23 overweight for asia

i am a fatass but thats irrelevant

It's called being big boned...

everyone is so super skinny in Taiwan and yet most of their food includes deep frying

Depends on the oil used, I bet