Message from @Joldberg

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2018-05-25 04:54:29 UTC  

They think every item has a specific purpose

2018-05-25 04:55:53 UTC  

They will believe this stuff past any logic. For example, they think cold water is bad for you. So if you drink cold water, then 2 years later you get some random sickness, they will blame it on the water

2018-05-25 04:56:06 UTC  

They will do this to anything you do that they don't seem "healthy" or "safe"

2018-05-25 04:56:54 UTC  

Like the sitting month, where women and their newborn babies don't go anywhere or do anything but eat eggs and lie in bed for 30 days, because they think both of them are weak and if you do anything you'll kill yourself and baby

2018-05-25 04:57:13 UTC  

If someone doesn't do the sitting month, and the kid gets sick a few years later, they will blame it on that

2018-05-25 04:57:58 UTC  

They eat eggs during the sitting month by the dozens because they think since you just released your egg, consuming a chicken egg will replace the nutrients 😂 😂 👌

2018-05-25 04:59:12 UTC  

A lot of these chinks have their kids abroad. Especially in USA. They lie and say they aren't pregnant, get a tourist visa and go to America to have the baby, where other chinks have facilities to take care of them during the sitting month, them they get citizenship for the kid and go back to china

2018-05-25 04:59:32 UTC  

And then eventually that kid can immigrate the mom to USA

2018-05-25 05:00:04 UTC  

So the plane from China to USA has a lot of pregnant women, and then the flight back has a bunch of infants

2018-05-25 05:00:30 UTC  

That ends today's lesson on modern Chinese pregnancy thank you

2018-05-25 06:25:22 UTC  

This is all very interesting. Thanks.

2018-05-25 08:09:08 UTC  

@kaetaa im really tempted to just go through this channel and copy paste all those rants from you in a big document

2018-05-25 08:09:22 UTC  

these are the sole reason I visit this channel daily despite it being muted

2018-05-25 08:20:18 UTC  

Hey these rants are educational

2018-05-25 08:22:03 UTC  

he's right

2018-05-25 08:22:05 UTC  

t.chink

2018-05-25 11:06:58 UTC  

>wakes up
>get pinged to a kaetaa rant
Good morning

2018-05-25 11:09:14 UTC  

Even though they're somewhat right on the cold water. Especially in summer, you should drink some normal (room temperature) water in between to not stress your inner organs too much.

2018-05-25 11:33:43 UTC  

Cold water loses the little taste it has and doesn't make your thirst go away any better than slightly chilled one anyway, don't see the point in drinking cold water

2018-05-25 12:02:16 UTC  

Feels cool when hot outside ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2018-05-25 13:05:39 UTC  

get ur body to heat up the water, burn more calories passively?

2018-05-25 13:06:36 UTC  

i saw a documentary about shenzen and it showed the same thing kaeta said

2018-05-25 13:07:14 UTC  

kaetaa rants are worth their own china-steel copypastas

2018-05-25 13:07:20 UTC  

where the husband/wife would work in shenzen and the kids would be at some village hut with their grandparents

2018-05-25 13:51:34 UTC  

That's more common than not

2018-05-25 13:51:44 UTC  

But it's not always a hut haha sometimes it's a shitty small apartment

2018-05-25 13:51:52 UTC  

Old people run China

2018-05-25 13:53:21 UTC  

When I refer to cold water, i mean literally anything but hot

2018-05-25 13:53:28 UTC  

so room temp, luke warm, cold etc.

2018-05-25 13:53:32 UTC  

they think its poison

2018-05-25 13:53:58 UTC  

Cold water on a hot day is great

2018-05-25 13:54:11 UTC  

I miss ice. no ice in china. 😦

2018-05-25 13:54:17 UTC  

i miss cold drinks and cold beer

2018-05-25 13:58:50 UTC  

beer tends to be alright though

2018-05-25 13:59:07 UTC  

but most cold drinks are a know

2018-05-25 13:59:28 UTC  

tbh I reckon starbucks does meh in china because of that

2018-05-25 14:03:06 UTC  

They actually have this massive Starbucks in Shanghai that's 2 stories big and does more in a day than the average Starbucks on America does in a week

2018-05-25 14:03:26 UTC  

Most of the Starbucks are full because people love face

2018-05-25 14:03:37 UTC  

And they think sitting in a Starbucks is fancy and will make them seem good

2018-05-25 14:03:55 UTC  

But they hate the drinks and usually have no idea how to act, so its loud and dirty all the time

2018-05-25 14:04:07 UTC  

With people 90% order the tea drinks