Message from @kaetaa

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2018-05-25 04:48:29 UTC  

I'm not sure if they see a difference in talking to someone on the phone and seeing them in person. Maybe it's the same to them

2018-05-25 04:51:28 UTC  

Unrelated, they believe the mouthwash effect with anything that cures them

2018-05-25 04:51:38 UTC  

"if it burns or hurts, it's working"

2018-05-25 04:51:59 UTC  

So they think the way to heal a hurt leg is to beat the shit out of it until you're bruised so blood can rush to the area to heal it

2018-05-25 04:53:02 UTC  

They love the idea of some weird secret ingredient to heal them. (Bear bile, bird spit etc) basically these Chinese medicine people can take any ingredient and sell it to do literally anything, charge a massive fucking premium (thousands of dollars) and people will buy it

2018-05-25 04:53:16 UTC  

Despite antiobotics and modern medicine being, for the most part, readily available

2018-05-25 04:54:19 UTC  

Everything does something. Papaya gives you bigger boobs, leek gives you bigger dick, garlic cleans your bowels etc

2018-05-25 04:54:29 UTC  

They think every item has a specific purpose

2018-05-25 04:55:53 UTC  

They will believe this stuff past any logic. For example, they think cold water is bad for you. So if you drink cold water, then 2 years later you get some random sickness, they will blame it on the water

2018-05-25 04:56:06 UTC  

They will do this to anything you do that they don't seem "healthy" or "safe"

2018-05-25 04:56:54 UTC  

Like the sitting month, where women and their newborn babies don't go anywhere or do anything but eat eggs and lie in bed for 30 days, because they think both of them are weak and if you do anything you'll kill yourself and baby

2018-05-25 04:57:13 UTC  

If someone doesn't do the sitting month, and the kid gets sick a few years later, they will blame it on that

2018-05-25 04:57:58 UTC  

They eat eggs during the sitting month by the dozens because they think since you just released your egg, consuming a chicken egg will replace the nutrients 😂 😂 👌

2018-05-25 04:59:12 UTC  

A lot of these chinks have their kids abroad. Especially in USA. They lie and say they aren't pregnant, get a tourist visa and go to America to have the baby, where other chinks have facilities to take care of them during the sitting month, them they get citizenship for the kid and go back to china

2018-05-25 04:59:32 UTC  

And then eventually that kid can immigrate the mom to USA

2018-05-25 05:00:04 UTC  

So the plane from China to USA has a lot of pregnant women, and then the flight back has a bunch of infants

2018-05-25 05:00:30 UTC  

That ends today's lesson on modern Chinese pregnancy thank you

2018-05-25 06:25:22 UTC  

This is all very interesting. Thanks.

2018-05-25 08:09:08 UTC  

@kaetaa im really tempted to just go through this channel and copy paste all those rants from you in a big document

2018-05-25 08:09:22 UTC  

these are the sole reason I visit this channel daily despite it being muted

2018-05-25 08:20:18 UTC  

Hey these rants are educational

2018-05-25 08:22:03 UTC  

he's right

2018-05-25 08:22:05 UTC  

t.chink

2018-05-25 11:06:58 UTC  

>wakes up
>get pinged to a kaetaa rant
Good morning

2018-05-25 11:09:14 UTC  

Even though they're somewhat right on the cold water. Especially in summer, you should drink some normal (room temperature) water in between to not stress your inner organs too much.

2018-05-25 11:33:43 UTC  

Cold water loses the little taste it has and doesn't make your thirst go away any better than slightly chilled one anyway, don't see the point in drinking cold water

2018-05-25 12:02:16 UTC  

Feels cool when hot outside ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2018-05-25 13:05:39 UTC  

get ur body to heat up the water, burn more calories passively?

2018-05-25 13:06:36 UTC  

i saw a documentary about shenzen and it showed the same thing kaeta said

2018-05-25 13:07:14 UTC  

kaetaa rants are worth their own china-steel copypastas

2018-05-25 13:07:20 UTC  

where the husband/wife would work in shenzen and the kids would be at some village hut with their grandparents

2018-05-25 13:51:34 UTC  

That's more common than not

2018-05-25 13:51:44 UTC  

But it's not always a hut haha sometimes it's a shitty small apartment

2018-05-25 13:51:52 UTC  

Old people run China

2018-05-25 13:53:21 UTC  

When I refer to cold water, i mean literally anything but hot

2018-05-25 13:53:28 UTC  

so room temp, luke warm, cold etc.

2018-05-25 13:53:32 UTC  

they think its poison

2018-05-25 13:53:58 UTC  

Cold water on a hot day is great

2018-05-25 13:54:11 UTC  

I miss ice. no ice in china. 😦

2018-05-25 13:54:17 UTC  

i miss cold drinks and cold beer

2018-05-25 13:58:50 UTC  

beer tends to be alright though