Message from @Mulatto Bartender

Discord ID: 509083811318071306


2018-11-05 19:13:26 UTC  

>he drank from bpa potions

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/509082838209921030/1540804326847.jpg

2018-11-05 19:13:29 UTC  

Bottled water kept my penis small

2018-11-05 19:13:58 UTC  

I used to be a smart nigga and drink out of a filter but then the fridge started leaking all over the wood floor and we had to disconnect the water

2018-11-05 19:14:14 UTC  

now im back on the girl penis plastic bottles

2018-11-05 19:14:34 UTC  

why are you fucking yourself over even further you half wit

2018-11-05 19:14:52 UTC  

niggas dont have water distillers in 2018???

2018-11-05 19:15:05 UTC  

just get a big jug filter you mongrel

2018-11-05 19:15:22 UTC  

I know a humble water filter sales man i can put you all in touch with

2018-11-05 19:15:30 UTC  

nah i like my water cold and coming out of a tap

2018-11-05 19:15:34 UTC  

He knows about the frogs btw

2018-11-05 19:15:54 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/509083456748257291/IMG_20181105_090026.jpg

2018-11-05 19:16:05 UTC  

My dick looks like a large cup of coffee

2018-11-05 19:16:12 UTC  

Better to drink the bottle water from [1] marked plastic bottles than the stuff coming from the public util system

2018-11-05 19:16:13 UTC  

here's a general article on BPA https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25813067

2018-11-05 19:16:17 UTC  

they call me.....the puck

2018-11-05 19:16:34 UTC  

They call me "Nay Nay Gooddickpussy

2018-11-05 19:16:36 UTC  

"

2018-11-05 19:16:50 UTC  

Dickpussy for short

2018-11-05 19:17:06 UTC  

usually they just call me gus cuz that's my name

2018-11-05 19:17:18 UTC  

they call me mystery meat

2018-11-05 19:17:22 UTC  

Yall ni🅱as got jokes no1 call u

2018-11-05 19:17:31 UTC  

Usually they call me "you're not legally allowed to be this close to this public school"

2018-11-05 19:17:32 UTC  

true

2018-11-05 19:17:57 UTC  

my mom calls me from time to time to trll me about her day

2018-11-05 19:18:03 UTC  

they call me "sir you have been browzing the little girls underwear section for 4 and half hours we need you to leave"

2018-11-05 19:18:27 UTC  

MY FIRST NAME MUST BE *HE AINT SHIT* CUZ EVERY TIME THE BITCHES SEE ME THEY BE LIKE ***HE AINT SHEEEEEIT***

2018-11-05 19:19:14 UTC  

my name jeff

2018-11-05 19:19:14 UTC  

my 'gf' calls me little man

2018-11-05 19:19:38 UTC  

"sir we are watching the cameras you can't just try on women's underwear, pee in it, and put it back on the shelf."

2018-11-05 19:19:49 UTC  

"sir we have to ask you to leave this babies r us"

2018-11-05 19:20:07 UTC  

"sir you have destroyed over 10 dora the explora underwears please leave the police are on their way"

2018-11-05 19:20:34 UTC  

"sir where why are you here with your mother you are 34 years old."

2018-11-05 19:21:21 UTC  

"sir just because you are in a wheelchair doesnt mean you get to just cum on things at target"

2018-11-05 19:21:21 UTC  

"sir you left your flashlight in the changing room"
"what's this slit on the front of it anyway?"

2018-11-05 19:22:25 UTC  

THE BETTER TO SEE YOU WITH MY DEAR

2018-11-05 19:22:40 UTC  

Whoops wrong fairy tale

2018-11-05 19:23:37 UTC  

ah man you ever just wipe poorly just to stink up the booths at red robin

2018-11-05 19:23:49 UTC  

>wiping

2018-11-05 19:24:17 UTC  

Just use your hand so you can guide the residue on to the table afterwards