Message from @Deleted User
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Bottled water kept my penis small
I used to be a smart nigga and drink out of a filter but then the fridge started leaking all over the wood floor and we had to disconnect the water
now im back on the girl penis plastic bottles
why are you fucking yourself over even further you half wit
niggas dont have water distillers in 2018???
just get a big jug filter you mongrel
I know a humble water filter sales man i can put you all in touch with
nah i like my water cold and coming out of a tap
He knows about the frogs btw
My dick looks like a large cup of coffee
Better to drink the bottle water from [1] marked plastic bottles than the stuff coming from the public util system
here's a general article on BPA https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25813067
they call me.....the puck
They call me "Nay Nay Gooddickpussy
"
Dickpussy for short
usually they just call me gus cuz that's my name
they call me mystery meat
Yall ni🅱as got jokes no1 call u
true
my mom calls me from time to time to trll me about her day
they call me "sir you have been browzing the little girls underwear section for 4 and half hours we need you to leave"
MY FIRST NAME MUST BE *HE AINT SHIT* CUZ EVERY TIME THE BITCHES SEE ME THEY BE LIKE ***HE AINT SHEEEEEIT***
my name jeff
my 'gf' calls me little man
"sir we are watching the cameras you can't just try on women's underwear, pee in it, and put it back on the shelf."
"sir we have to ask you to leave this babies r us"
"sir you have destroyed over 10 dora the explora underwears please leave the police are on their way"
"sir where why are you here with your mother you are 34 years old."
"sir just because you are in a wheelchair doesnt mean you get to just cum on things at target"
"sir you left your flashlight in the changing room"
"what's this slit on the front of it anyway?"
THE BETTER TO SEE YOU WITH MY DEAR
Whoops wrong fairy tale
ah man you ever just wipe poorly just to stink up the booths at red robin
>wiping
Just use your hand so you can guide the residue on to the table afterwards
It's like working with pastels
Cres pas