why are you fucking yourself over even further you half wit

niggas dont have water distillers in 2018???

just get a big jug filter you mongrel

I know a humble water filter sales man i can put you all in touch with

nah i like my water cold and coming out of a tap

He knows about the frogs btw

My dick looks like a large cup of coffee

Better to drink the bottle water from [1] marked plastic bottles than the stuff coming from the public util system

here's a general article on BPA https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25813067

they call me.....the puck

They call me "Nay Nay Gooddickpussy

"

Dickpussy for short

usually they just call me gus cuz that's my name

they call me mystery meat

Yall ni🅱as got jokes no1 call u

Usually they call me "you're not legally allowed to be this close to this public school"

true

my mom calls me from time to time to trll me about her day

they call me "sir you have been browzing the little girls underwear section for 4 and half hours we need you to leave"

MY FIRST NAME MUST BE *HE AINT SHIT* CUZ EVERY TIME THE BITCHES SEE ME THEY BE LIKE ***HE AINT SHEEEEEIT***

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si186d57Ra4

my name jeff

my 'gf' calls me little man

"sir we are watching the cameras you can't just try on women's underwear, pee in it, and put it back on the shelf."

"sir we have to ask you to leave this babies r us"

"sir you have destroyed over 10 dora the explora underwears please leave the police are on their way"

"sir where why are you here with your mother you are 34 years old."

"sir just because you are in a wheelchair doesnt mean you get to just cum on things at target"

"sir you left your flashlight in the changing room"
"what's this slit on the front of it anyway?"

THE BETTER TO SEE YOU WITH MY DEAR

Whoops wrong fairy tale

ah man you ever just wipe poorly just to stink up the booths at red robin

>wiping

Just use your hand so you can guide the residue on to the table afterwards

It's like working with pastels

Cres pas

i wipe wih the turd itself for the triple stank factor

Cray pas

rayp ass