Message from @a dim goon
Discord ID: 509085399466115086
Dickpussy for short
usually they just call me gus cuz that's my name
they call me mystery meat
Yall ni🅱as got jokes no1 call u
Usually they call me "you're not legally allowed to be this close to this public school"
true
my mom calls me from time to time to trll me about her day
they call me "sir you have been browzing the little girls underwear section for 4 and half hours we need you to leave"
MY FIRST NAME MUST BE *HE AINT SHIT* CUZ EVERY TIME THE BITCHES SEE ME THEY BE LIKE ***HE AINT SHEEEEEIT***
my name jeff
my 'gf' calls me little man
"sir we are watching the cameras you can't just try on women's underwear, pee in it, and put it back on the shelf."
"sir we have to ask you to leave this babies r us"
"sir you have destroyed over 10 dora the explora underwears please leave the police are on their way"
"sir where why are you here with your mother you are 34 years old."
"sir just because you are in a wheelchair doesnt mean you get to just cum on things at target"
"sir you left your flashlight in the changing room"
"what's this slit on the front of it anyway?"
THE BETTER TO SEE YOU WITH MY DEAR
Whoops wrong fairy tale
>wiping
Just use your hand so you can guide the residue on to the table afterwards
It's like working with pastels
Cres pas
i wipe wih the turd itself for the triple stank factor
Cray pas
rayp ass
Give my butthole it's lipstick
aw man that reminds me of the time i mixed my pee and poo in a perfume bottle and gave it to my sister for her birthday
i told her it was "earthen vibes" you shoulda seen the look on her face
Was it this
it was more abject horror and revulsion
That's not even npc advice
It's just bad advice
From people who want to ruin your life
yeah i'm an NPC
Nuking
Protestant
Churches
Take the pooooooooo to the looooooo-ooooooooo