"sir you have destroyed over 10 dora the explora underwears please leave the police are on their way"

"sir where why are you here with your mother you are 34 years old."

"sir just because you are in a wheelchair doesnt mean you get to just cum on things at target"

"sir you left your flashlight in the changing room"
"what's this slit on the front of it anyway?"

THE BETTER TO SEE YOU WITH MY DEAR

Whoops wrong fairy tale

ah man you ever just wipe poorly just to stink up the booths at red robin

>wiping

Just use your hand so you can guide the residue on to the table afterwards

It's like working with pastels

Cres pas

i wipe wih the turd itself for the triple stank factor

Cray pas

rayp ass

Give my butthole it's lipstick

aw man that reminds me of the time i mixed my pee and poo in a perfume bottle and gave it to my sister for her birthday

i told her it was "earthen vibes" you shoulda seen the look on her face

Was it this

it was more abject horror and revulsion

https://twitter.com/cowboy_depop/status/1059483904837591042?s=19

That's not even npc advice

It's just bad advice

From people who want to ruin your life

yeah i'm an NPC

Nuking
Protestant
Churches

Take the pooooooooo to the looooooo-ooooooooo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=162&v=Gzw65Dgy_TY

https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1059409431019053057

I gotta say

I know it's a sin to hate and to wish for bad things to others

But gays and women make it hard to not hate or wish for bad things to happen to them

There's something about obnoxious, entitled feminine behavior that makes me want to suplex people into a table

Or a hotdog cart

IDK I prefer WWE style technique

Like, if I could put a steel chair on the leg of my enemy and slam down on it from the top rope

Then, immediately shotgun a beer and flex

I would have handled all my disputes as such

loving gf holding you close groyper

loving groyper holding you close