i like shredded beef brisket

One time when I was a kid I slept-pissed on a cabinet full of VHS tapes and ruined my aunt and uncles wedding video

They divorced now it’s probs my fault

I had fallen asleep playing Spyro at my cousins house

Pulled down my pants mid sleep and piss

One midnight back in 2012 me and my friends got really drunk and stoned. So we went to a mcDonalds. Then after eating our stuff I went to the bathroom before heading out. It was really late and nobody was there. So i decided to whip my dick out and just spray my piss all over the bathroom. All over the counter, sink, and stalls. Like those yellow pee pee monster vids.

Lmaoooooooooooo

Cross faded piss attack

Think of the poor bastard that had to clean that up

ye I felt a lil bad when I thought about that

guys things are going to change in chicago they just elected their first black lesbian mayor

all the checkmarks are there, gun crime is over

Chicago used to be cool

In the 90s

I was born there

Most people die there lmao

https://reverb.com/item/19174315-korg-miku-stomp-vocaloid-guitar-effect-pedal?utm_source=android-app&utm_medium=share

I want it

A woody

Only $9000

Skinny Kim Jung un

**I LIKE TO BUST NUT**

About a year ago I drank like 2 white monster ultras before doing cardio at the gym. 9/11 simulation cardio - 100 flights of stairs of a 20 min goal. Stomach acting laggy af but I’m retard. Decide to hit sauna after. Fog of war level of heat. Just ball sweat and water vapor at Anne frank temperatures. 5 mins in - turbulence. Dry heaves engage as I nope.avi our of there. Make it about 2 steps and puke in the pool hallway. Rest about 10 mins cooling off and watching the swimmers admire my twice brewed monster ultra shake as they leave. I felt better at least and as far as they knew, the culprit is still at large

But that’s mild shit compared to the morning old dudes doing anything and everything in the locker room completely nude. Or Asian dudes squatting naked in the sauna for no fucking reason with a god damn Vietnam forest of bush

https://youtu.be/qD4oho8M2Ro

@everyone

some pagan wignat says he wants to kill me and all my people

@everyone https://www.amiami.com/eng/detail/?gcode=GAME-0021846 what the fuck they didn't put Phantasy Star 4 or Ecco on it?

@Deleted User i like your av

What is your twit @

archie bunker saying, "us blacks"

i spit out food

https://youtu.be/PX-MxBM3hNM

@everyone debating a siege poster satanist

https://twitter.com/jokermovie/status/1113425942574034945

He’s just like me

google removed the artic and we still aint flooded yet