Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 562837522078760971


2019-04-03 01:32:42 UTC  

i like shredded beef brisket

2019-04-03 01:32:48 UTC  

One time when I was a kid I slept-pissed on a cabinet full of VHS tapes and ruined my aunt and uncles wedding video

2019-04-03 01:32:54 UTC  

They divorced now it’s probs my fault

2019-04-03 01:33:17 UTC  

I had fallen asleep playing Spyro at my cousins house

2019-04-03 01:33:29 UTC  

Pulled down my pants mid sleep and piss

2019-04-03 01:34:04 UTC  

One midnight back in 2012 me and my friends got really drunk and stoned. So we went to a mcDonalds. Then after eating our stuff I went to the bathroom before heading out. It was really late and nobody was there. So i decided to whip my dick out and just spray my piss all over the bathroom. All over the counter, sink, and stalls. Like those yellow pee pee monster vids.

2019-04-03 01:34:29 UTC  

Lmaoooooooooooo

2019-04-03 01:34:45 UTC  

Cross faded piss attack

2019-04-03 01:34:59 UTC  

Think of the poor bastard that had to clean that up

2019-04-03 01:35:48 UTC  

ye I felt a lil bad when I thought about that

2019-04-03 01:36:08 UTC  

guys things are going to change in chicago they just elected their first black lesbian mayor

2019-04-03 01:36:21 UTC  

all the checkmarks are there, gun crime is over

2019-04-03 01:36:43 UTC  

Chicago used to be cool

2019-04-03 01:36:49 UTC  

In the 90s

2019-04-03 01:36:49 UTC  

I was born there

2019-04-03 01:37:01 UTC  

Most people die there lmao

2019-04-03 01:43:36 UTC  

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2019-04-03 03:15:16 UTC  

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2019-04-03 03:15:19 UTC  

I want it

2019-04-03 03:15:22 UTC  

A woody

2019-04-03 03:15:28 UTC  

Only $9000

2019-04-03 03:47:06 UTC  

Skinny Kim Jung un

2019-04-03 03:52:22 UTC  

**I LIKE TO BUST NUT**

2019-04-03 04:05:14 UTC  

About a year ago I drank like 2 white monster ultras before doing cardio at the gym. 9/11 simulation cardio - 100 flights of stairs of a 20 min goal. Stomach acting laggy af but I’m retard. Decide to hit sauna after. Fog of war level of heat. Just ball sweat and water vapor at Anne frank temperatures. 5 mins in - turbulence. Dry heaves engage as I nope.avi our of there. Make it about 2 steps and puke in the pool hallway. Rest about 10 mins cooling off and watching the swimmers admire my twice brewed monster ultra shake as they leave. I felt better at least and as far as they knew, the culprit is still at large

2019-04-03 04:08:01 UTC  

But that’s mild shit compared to the morning old dudes doing anything and everything in the locker room completely nude. Or Asian dudes squatting naked in the sauna for no fucking reason with a god damn Vietnam forest of bush

2019-04-03 04:37:45 UTC  

@everyone

2019-04-03 04:38:08 UTC  

some pagan wignat says he wants to kill me and all my people

2019-04-03 04:40:23 UTC  

@everyone https://www.amiami.com/eng/detail/?gcode=GAME-0021846 what the fuck they didn't put Phantasy Star 4 or Ecco on it?

2019-04-03 04:54:45 UTC  

@Deleted User i like your av

2019-04-03 04:54:53 UTC  

What is your twit @

2019-04-03 06:39:00 UTC  

archie bunker saying, "us blacks"

2019-04-03 06:39:31 UTC  

i spit out food

2019-04-03 07:23:41 UTC  

@everyone debating a siege poster satanist

2019-04-03 07:27:25 UTC  

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2019-04-03 07:44:52 UTC  

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2019-04-03 14:37:33 UTC  

He’s just like me

2019-04-03 15:51:52 UTC  

google removed the artic and we still aint flooded yet

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