Message from @Shredded Chicken

Discord ID: 562811737267503105


2019-04-03 01:26:09 UTC  

👀

2019-04-03 01:26:11 UTC  

Bruh sound effect

2019-04-03 01:26:16 UTC  

i never told him

2019-04-03 01:26:20 UTC  

BRUH

2019-04-03 01:26:24 UTC  

👀

2019-04-03 01:26:59 UTC  

he got frosted tips

2019-04-03 01:27:14 UTC  

Now they're chocy dusted

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/562810312252719134/Super_Nova.jpg

2019-04-03 01:27:28 UTC  

Holy shit

2019-04-03 01:27:49 UTC  

Now the doodoo brown makes sense

2019-04-03 01:28:06 UTC  

D E E P E S T L O R E

2019-04-03 01:28:08 UTC  

I’m shredded chicken bc Im a Midwest fuck and like shredded chicken

2019-04-03 01:29:15 UTC  

EVERYONE TELL EMBARRASSING STORIES AND I WILL MAKE YOUTUBE SKETCHES AB THEM

2019-04-03 01:29:27 UTC  

The meatball one is gold

2019-04-03 01:31:45 UTC  

were u the one that made the dim goon vid?

2019-04-03 01:31:55 UTC  

Nope

2019-04-03 01:32:05 UTC  

Jejune I know you’ve got some good stories

2019-04-03 01:32:13 UTC  

hmmm

2019-04-03 01:32:14 UTC  

Ok

2019-04-03 01:32:42 UTC  

i like shredded beef brisket

2019-04-03 01:32:48 UTC  

One time when I was a kid I slept-pissed on a cabinet full of VHS tapes and ruined my aunt and uncles wedding video

2019-04-03 01:32:54 UTC  

They divorced now it’s probs my fault

2019-04-03 01:33:17 UTC  

I had fallen asleep playing Spyro at my cousins house

2019-04-03 01:33:29 UTC  

Pulled down my pants mid sleep and piss

2019-04-03 01:34:04 UTC  

One midnight back in 2012 me and my friends got really drunk and stoned. So we went to a mcDonalds. Then after eating our stuff I went to the bathroom before heading out. It was really late and nobody was there. So i decided to whip my dick out and just spray my piss all over the bathroom. All over the counter, sink, and stalls. Like those yellow pee pee monster vids.

2019-04-03 01:34:29 UTC  

Lmaoooooooooooo

2019-04-03 01:34:45 UTC  

Cross faded piss attack

2019-04-03 01:34:59 UTC  

Think of the poor bastard that had to clean that up

2019-04-03 01:35:48 UTC  

ye I felt a lil bad when I thought about that

2019-04-03 01:36:08 UTC  

guys things are going to change in chicago they just elected their first black lesbian mayor

2019-04-03 01:36:21 UTC  

all the checkmarks are there, gun crime is over

2019-04-03 01:36:43 UTC  

Chicago used to be cool

2019-04-03 01:36:49 UTC  

In the 90s

2019-04-03 01:36:49 UTC  

I was born there

2019-04-03 01:37:01 UTC  

Most people die there lmao

2019-04-03 01:43:36 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/562814429335519232/spacejam2small.gif

2019-04-03 03:15:16 UTC  

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2019-04-03 03:15:19 UTC  

I want it

2019-04-03 03:15:22 UTC  

A woody

2019-04-03 03:15:28 UTC  

Only $9000

2019-04-03 03:47:06 UTC  

Skinny Kim Jung un