Message from @Salacious Swanky Cat

Discord ID: 534157154324709406


2019-01-13 23:36:49 UTC  

Do you wear an eyepatch sometimes?

2019-01-13 23:37:05 UTC  

I understand that the survivors of parties he attended seldom wanted to give official statements though

2019-01-13 23:43:04 UTC  

Lol. It’s funny and bad at the same time.

2019-01-13 23:44:17 UTC  

I have a nice leather eye patch, but I only wear it on rare occasions.

2019-01-13 23:45:06 UTC  

Oh. Formal wear?

2019-01-13 23:45:42 UTC  

Doctors are all graphologically disabled

2019-01-13 23:46:49 UTC  

I’ve worn it to work a time or two just to surprise coworkers. But if I do it too often it loses its charm.

2019-01-13 23:46:57 UTC  

^^^

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/534156429448445973/image0.jpg

2019-01-13 23:47:19 UTC  

Only when you have a fat white persian to stroke?

2019-01-13 23:47:35 UTC  

The more pictures I see of Dan Crenshaw, the more I consider wearing it regularly.

2019-01-13 23:47:45 UTC  

Do it. 😃

2019-01-13 23:47:55 UTC  

You’ll be so cool.

2019-01-13 23:48:21 UTC  

If I run for office I will

2019-01-13 23:48:22 UTC  

Like this?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/534156788895842304/image0.jpg

2019-01-13 23:48:53 UTC  

Something about that looks gay.

2019-01-13 23:49:06 UTC  

Everything about that looks gay

2019-01-13 23:49:11 UTC  

You tell them that🤔

2019-01-13 23:49:19 UTC  

But I suppose it could be worse

2019-01-13 23:49:35 UTC  

Yeah. They could be naked grabbing it.

2019-01-13 23:49:49 UTC  

Which would be gross

2019-01-13 23:51:15 UTC  

Could be this, pretending to be straight.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/534157515307352085/image0.jpg

2019-01-13 23:52:13 UTC  

Do you expect me to apologise?
“No mr bond, I expect you to get a sex change and die!”

2019-01-13 23:52:32 UTC  

That guy looks too happy being nestled in that other guy’s chest.

2019-01-13 23:53:13 UTC  

“You didn’t really come here to fight, did you? <lick>”

2019-01-13 23:53:45 UTC  

😐

2019-01-13 23:53:58 UTC  

Tim took his beanie off? He looks different without it

2019-01-13 23:54:08 UTC  

He’s bald

2019-01-13 23:55:05 UTC  

Smooth operator?

2019-01-13 23:55:18 UTC  

Lol.

2019-01-14 00:18:32 UTC  

@Bigfoot thanks I hate it

2019-01-14 00:19:14 UTC  

Weird

2019-01-14 01:10:16 UTC  

Someone on twitter tried to convince me that Dan Crenshaw was a racist because he was a moderator on 'a far right Facebook group that shared racist memes.'

2019-01-14 01:11:20 UTC  

I can't help but doubt that he was terribly active on said group, but if it was true, it would make me like him more.

2019-01-14 01:11:30 UTC  

so what you're saying is Dan Crenshaw has good meme taste? I like him more now

2019-01-14 01:12:27 UTC  

It is worth noting that when they say far right group that shared racist memes, they almost certainly mean a group like us.

2019-01-14 01:12:40 UTC  

Why would anyone need to convince you Dan Crenshaw is racist, aren't we all nazis? heh

2019-01-14 01:38:19 UTC  

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/534184456534228992/unknown.png

2019-01-14 01:38:23 UTC  

I Spot a retard

2019-01-14 01:38:34 UTC  

in rollcall btw