Message from @Nic Harvard

Discord ID: 534156788895842305


2019-01-13 23:33:57 UTC  

The glass eye can be replaced by a piece of plastic if needed (which I guess puts me in a place of privilege amongst the one eyed), but as I have no sight out of that eye I still only have 1, not 1.5. 1.5 would be partial blindness in one eye, which is not the case for me

2019-01-13 23:34:13 UTC  

My great grandfather used to take his glass eye out, put it on the table, and tell the local workers “I’m bloody well watching you, you thieving bastards!”

2019-01-13 23:34:25 UTC  

What does that make him?

2019-01-13 23:34:35 UTC  

but you get 0.5 points for style @Psychlops924

2019-01-13 23:35:07 UTC  

@Nic Harvard great at parties, I would assume

2019-01-13 23:35:48 UTC  

Yeah. I inherited his corslet and leathers.

2019-01-13 23:36:49 UTC  

Do you wear an eyepatch sometimes?

2019-01-13 23:37:05 UTC  

I understand that the survivors of parties he attended seldom wanted to give official statements though

2019-01-13 23:43:04 UTC  

Lol. It’s funny and bad at the same time.

2019-01-13 23:44:17 UTC  

I have a nice leather eye patch, but I only wear it on rare occasions.

2019-01-13 23:45:06 UTC  

Oh. Formal wear?

2019-01-13 23:45:42 UTC  

Doctors are all graphologically disabled

2019-01-13 23:46:49 UTC  

I’ve worn it to work a time or two just to surprise coworkers. But if I do it too often it loses its charm.

2019-01-13 23:46:57 UTC  

^^^

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/534156429448445973/image0.jpg

2019-01-13 23:47:19 UTC  

Only when you have a fat white persian to stroke?

2019-01-13 23:47:35 UTC  

The more pictures I see of Dan Crenshaw, the more I consider wearing it regularly.

2019-01-13 23:47:45 UTC  

Do it. 😃

2019-01-13 23:47:55 UTC  

You’ll be so cool.

2019-01-13 23:48:21 UTC  

If I run for office I will

2019-01-13 23:48:22 UTC  

Like this?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/534156788895842304/image0.jpg

2019-01-13 23:48:53 UTC  

Something about that looks gay.

2019-01-13 23:49:06 UTC  

Everything about that looks gay

2019-01-13 23:49:11 UTC  

You tell them that🤔

2019-01-13 23:49:19 UTC  

But I suppose it could be worse

2019-01-13 23:49:35 UTC  

Yeah. They could be naked grabbing it.

2019-01-13 23:49:49 UTC  

Which would be gross

2019-01-13 23:51:15 UTC  

Could be this, pretending to be straight.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266396659062145025/534157515307352085/image0.jpg

2019-01-13 23:52:13 UTC  

Do you expect me to apologise?
“No mr bond, I expect you to get a sex change and die!”

2019-01-13 23:52:32 UTC  

That guy looks too happy being nestled in that other guy’s chest.

2019-01-13 23:53:13 UTC  

“You didn’t really come here to fight, did you? <lick>”

2019-01-13 23:53:45 UTC  

😐

2019-01-13 23:53:58 UTC  

Tim took his beanie off? He looks different without it

2019-01-13 23:54:08 UTC  

He’s bald

2019-01-13 23:55:05 UTC  

Smooth operator?

2019-01-13 23:55:18 UTC  

Lol.

2019-01-14 00:18:32 UTC  

@Bigfoot thanks I hate it

2019-01-14 00:19:14 UTC  

Weird

2019-01-14 01:10:16 UTC  

Someone on twitter tried to convince me that Dan Crenshaw was a racist because he was a moderator on 'a far right Facebook group that shared racist memes.'

2019-01-14 01:11:20 UTC  

I can't help but doubt that he was terribly active on said group, but if it was true, it would make me like him more.