Reckon I’m going to vote feminist.
Then hide - then watch the remaining women scratch each other’s eyes out.

At which point I escape with the remaining sighted sane females, set up camp with them, and spend the rest of my short harried but happy life wishing I’d had the foresight to buy all that non-prescription viagra I used to get spam about

As a person with one eye (PWOE), this meme deeply offends me. The meme present a binary choice between being eyed and being eyeless. I have thus been othered #oneeyematters #theotherdoesntcauseitsjustglass

but if you have a glass eye, do you not basically have two eyes? You are a 1.5 eyer at least thereby you cannot claim protected PWOE status

The glass eye can be replaced by a piece of plastic if needed (which I guess puts me in a place of privilege amongst the one eyed), but as I have no sight out of that eye I still only have 1, not 1.5. 1.5 would be partial blindness in one eye, which is not the case for me

My great grandfather used to take his glass eye out, put it on the table, and tell the local workers “I’m bloody well watching you, you thieving bastards!”

What does that make him?

but you get 0.5 points for style @Psychlops924

@Nic Harvard great at parties, I would assume

Yeah. I inherited his corslet and leathers.

Do you wear an eyepatch sometimes?

I understand that the survivors of parties he attended seldom wanted to give official statements though

@Salacious Swanky Cat only when this happens: https://med.news.am/eng/news/20678/woman-suffers-chemical-burns-after-being-mistakenly-prescribed-erectile-dysfunction-cream-called-vitaros-instead-of-dry-eye-lubricant-vita-pos.html

Lol. It’s funny and bad at the same time.

I have a nice leather eye patch, but I only wear it on rare occasions.

Oh. Formal wear?

Doctors are all graphologically disabled

I’ve worn it to work a time or two just to surprise coworkers. But if I do it too often it loses its charm.

^^^

Only when you have a fat white persian to stroke?

The more pictures I see of Dan Crenshaw, the more I consider wearing it regularly.

Do it. 😃

You’ll be so cool.

If I run for office I will

Like this?

Something about that looks gay.

Everything about that looks gay

You tell them that🤔

But I suppose it could be worse

Yeah. They could be naked grabbing it.

Which would be gross

Could be this, pretending to be straight.

Do you expect me to apologise?
“No mr bond, I expect you to get a sex change and die!”

That guy looks too happy being nestled in that other guy’s chest.

“You didn’t really come here to fight, did you? <lick>”

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/520411492806426636/534137526416310275/Screen_Shot_2019-01-13_at_5.31.29_PM.png

😐

Tim took his beanie off? He looks different without it

He’s bald

Smooth operator?

Lol.