Message from @Agent Smith

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2019-01-22 20:18:52 UTC  

I watched Saving Private Ryan for the first time over the weekend

2019-01-22 20:19:14 UTC  

Anyone wanting to use the military as an experimental playground for their social justice agenda should be required to watch it

2019-01-22 20:19:53 UTC  

They'd complain about all the "toxic masculinity."

2019-01-22 20:25:46 UTC  

You know what, I see a parallel between the character I hated the most and SJWs. They wax poetic about the moral high ground but when bullets are really flying they’re cowards.

2019-01-22 20:42:43 UTC  

@Shadows @Salacious Swanky Cat 1) this is _definitely_ a conversation to be had by adults, since it’s not adults that are in the question here, it’s kids
2) Why the hell would a “male executive” be in the women’s bathroom with you, you nut case? Wouldn’t that be because of the insane policy you people are pushing?
3) Minding your own business when all you want is to take other people’s stuff?
4) What track record? That one where people who use the transgender excuse never get reported and are profiled as “cis male” when they get caught using the transgender excuse to be a pervert?
5) No one is trying to “clock” others; as many have argued, no one cares if you pass - but if you make a show of being a tranny, telling everyone that you are... guess what, people _will_ know and _will_ then use that against you

2019-01-22 20:43:48 UTC  

Lol. So true.

2019-01-22 22:51:54 UTC  

you know I wonder if she has deleted that yet?

2019-01-22 22:54:15 UTC  

She deleted her account

2019-01-22 22:54:46 UTC  

busy likely trying to keep her job then...maybe with a bj?

2019-01-22 23:35:37 UTC  

So this explains why SNL sucks.

2019-01-22 23:35:44 UTC  

And bobs.

2019-01-23 00:04:33 UTC  

All the Covington kids should punch one another and demand BJs

2019-01-23 00:27:56 UTC  

Yes yes YES

2019-01-23 00:30:32 UTC  

Nooo not the porn! Lol

2019-01-23 00:33:13 UTC  

I don't know how to respond to that

2019-01-23 01:03:36 UTC  
2019-01-23 01:50:07 UTC  

she writes for SNL? Is that why it's not funny?

2019-01-23 01:50:24 UTC  

damn it, just noticed someone else made that joke

2019-01-23 02:02:32 UTC  

Thot confirmed

2019-01-23 02:08:31 UTC  

@Agent Smith I spelled her name wrong. lol

2019-01-23 14:15:10 UTC  

If he punches himself will she then blow that racist bigot?

2019-01-23 15:51:11 UTC  

Funny you should mention that🤣

2019-01-23 15:58:07 UTC  

Babylon Bee right now is the pinnacle of satire

2019-01-23 15:58:16 UTC  

It’s so damn on point

2019-01-23 18:32:26 UTC  

Wait, The stuff in that Babylon be article actually happened (well except for the last 2 paragraphs). Is it satire now to write a real article?

2019-01-23 18:32:48 UTC  

There's more real news in that article than the main stream media.

2019-01-23 18:33:24 UTC  

It’s not so much satire as it is just comedy

2019-01-23 20:52:34 UTC  

De blasio is talking about seizing property in new york and giving it to "poor" people.

2019-01-23 20:52:53 UTC  

yeah but that would be illegal

2019-01-23 20:53:19 UTC  

and hes talking about going after homes that aren't occupied

2019-01-23 20:54:38 UTC  

and thats still illegal but last I saw he is still trying to get his medicare for all going

2019-01-23 20:55:44 UTC  

I for one want these stupid places to give free healthcare to show that its not financially viable, or that they're going to heavily restrict access.