Howdy everyone! It's nice to be back from the dark.

O you know. Same shit, different day. Had to go dark for reasons. I missed y'all

What's wrong with bald people?

Why do all things I like get destroyed?

She has a story for every situation, she is like a salesman. Except not a good one.

That might be giving her to much credit

@Railingo it is satire

@Abstract Cossack still to difficult. I want vending machines

I remember when fearless girl was praised for standing up to the bull that represented the stock market despite the snow storm.

So brave of that statue to remain still during a weather event

Correct. Remember according to Jonathan McIndouche the stock market not crashing is a bad sign

I see that statement and raise you ever Disney Live-action remake ever

Emma Watson sounded worse than I do when I sing, and I sound like a Teddy Ruxpin when it's batteries are dying.

They butchered the song beauty and the beast

Or Hollywood could come up with new ideas

The dude is a moron

Because the US is a terrible place and needs fixed. That's why none of those celebrities left when Trump won in 2016

It's Trump's fault

Who are "The Guardians"?

@grant is that how honoring someone works now?

@grant In that case, I'm naming myself sexiest man alive. Come at me ladies!

Challenge accepted

They aren't camps, more like high security prisons with no yard time..

I did that months ago. Glad I did.

We should get him his hit piece for Christmas.

Unicorn seems more realistic

I love Alisson Becker. I know y'all don't know who he is, but I needed to state this to as many people as possible.

I feel like I need to marry a girl named Allison just to prove my love to him

Maybe he has a sister

Do you speak Portuguese

So you're saying I have the advantage

Well Brazilians are a little far from Australia. Maybe they like Italians

That's my other half so I'm doubly better

I like how we're arguing over a girl who may or may not even exist

And I use the term argue loosely

So looks like I have to settle for a random girl named Allison

Look at it from their angle, they lost a metoo moment

And that is why they are mad. They lost the all men are bad and women are helpless narrative

Don't believe anything anyone says online ever.

@RoadtoDawn thots are a disgrace to humanity. Like Antifa, and Evertonians.

That the libs cheered you on for defending yourself until they learned you used a gun?

Already signed up for scribestar or whatever it is

And?

Nothing can ruin blondes

My biggest fear with this Sargon thing is Patroen reactivating his account without him knowing and people who switched to another platform to support him and didn't cancel their account will get doubled charged

Because Patroen is that kind of shady

I'm a blonde hair, blue eye kinda guy. Guess that's the German in me

@ViperZ it will cost ya 😉

And I doubt they will. I was just say

@Saint as shocking as it may sound, I'm mainly Italian, so I need a girl who won't ask too many questions. Lol

I need that too, being a hooligan and all.

Thus why I'm still single, there are like 3 woman in the world who match that description

@Saint I don't have that option. I sadly live in an SJW Haven.

@Saint take a guess

Negative

@Saint yes

Side note. i wonder what level I would be if I didn't have to delate 2 accounts

Midwest

@Deleted User I'm pretty sure we had this kinda conversation before. This is my 3rd account. 2nd MafiaGuido one. I forget if I told y'all my other name

@Saint and no. Where I live isn't known for it's Italian population, but Italians have a decent presence here

Columbus. I'm a Buckeye.

What was the place?

Oh you need smart person help. Yeah, I'm out.

If you remember

Haha fair enough. Was just asking too see if I know the family

Best Italian you get in Columbus is at my house

The only thing we don't always have homemade is the pasta noodles.

Everything else is from scratch.

When my grandpa was alive even the tomatoes used in the sauce we make were home grown

And not a whole lot of difference

Infact dry pasta is better than fresh pasta in many ways

It really depends on the pasta. Spaghetti = meh. Home made gnocchi > sex

It's hard to make, but so worth it

Here is a selfie. What do I win for posting a picture?

Someone must have a sorry life if they are stalking me

I get board following me

@Salacious Swanky Cat sadly I know that 1st hand.

Trump did a good!

To pay their much needed salaries. How else are they gonna get their back room deals done.

Isn't Brexit already at risk with her leading?

I missed a lot of news the past month and a half ish when I went dark. So I'm playing catch up.

@grant shocking

@Euro looking for a green card the idea of Corbin being your PM is scary. Despite all the people I used to follow from the UK on Twitter who told me he is a god

Tell that to them

They clearly aren't controlled enough

So the real question if he becomes PM is not if the UK will burn but it is how quickly will the UK burn?

I used to trigger PETA members by existing. Being a former butcher and all

I used to tell people I know how to handle their meat when they ask what I did for a job.

Good

The Sun is fake news

I was just putting it out there.

I always dis the sun whenever possible

Stuff like this makes me more and more team Super volcano. There are actual problems in the world, but let's focus on the name of a fried potato because that is our biggest issue.

Isn't low capacity Maxine a smarter version of the Maxine we all know?

I remember watching lampchop. I don't remember anything about it

So the dude in front of me at the pharmacy is complaining that he can't his medicine that is supposed to last 10 days 2 days after he got his last refill

Considering what he is getting is a highly additive pain killer I'm not sure what he is complaining about

I think he wanted to sell them. Based on his voice he didn't sound like he was in pain.

I'm already in the parking lot.