https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/culture/gabriel-hays/2019/01/22/snl-writer-offers-sex-act-anyone-willing-punch-covington

you know I wonder if she has deleted that yet?

She deleted her account

busy likely trying to keep her job then...maybe with a bj?

So this explains why SNL sucks.

And bobs.

https://www.breitbart.com/the-media/2019/01/22/washington-post-correction-nathan-phillips-was-never-deployed-to-vietnam/

All the Covington kids should punch one another and demand BJs

No No NO NO this is not the way.... https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/426373-republican-state-lawmaker-introduces-bill-that-would-tax-porn

Yes yes YES

Nooo not the porn! Lol

I don't know how to respond to that

@BubblyNoodle wotchu talking about?: https://twitter.com/nachosarah

https://www.instagram.com/nachosarah/

she writes for SNL? Is that why it's not funny?

damn it, just noticed someone else made that joke

Thot confirmed

@Agent Smith I spelled her name wrong. lol

https://twitter.com/kerpen/status/1087881473225572352

https://www.dailywire.com/news/42482/nathan-phillips-refuses-meet-covington-catholic-amanda-prestigiacomo

https://babylonbee.com/news/increasingly-secular-nation-replaces-outdated-religious-ideas-with-moral-judgments-end-times-prophecies

If he punches himself will she then blow that racist bigot?

Funny you should mention that🤣

Babylon Bee right now is the pinnacle of satire

It’s so damn on point

Wait, The stuff in that Babylon be article actually happened (well except for the last 2 paragraphs). Is it satire now to write a real article?

There's more real news in that article than the main stream media.

It’s not so much satire as it is just comedy

wonder if this will set off people in NYC https://www.wsj.com/articles/billionaire-ken-griffin-buys-americas-most-expensive-home-for-238-million-11548271301

De blasio is talking about seizing property in new york and giving it to "poor" people.

yeah but that would be illegal

and hes talking about going after homes that aren't occupied

and thats still illegal but last I saw he is still trying to get his medicare for all going

I for one want these stupid places to give free healthcare to show that its not financially viable, or that they're going to heavily restrict access.

Most of them won't because they can do a little bit of math

I’m all for accelerationist collapsitarian path if it’s somewhere I don’t live. I hope DeBlasio does everything he wants and then the fucking island sinks

More likely Detroit 2.0

Oh shit. I forgot about Detroit. I guess collapsitarianism doesn’t work on a small scale. It has to be USSR level before people hate communism

De Blasio actually said in his state of the city address "There's plenty of money, its just in the wrong hands"

Yep. Sounds like a line from Atlas Shrugged

I'm against collapsitarianism because I don't want to have to live through it.