TBH, France is legitimately enough of a shithole to have refugees fleeing it.

don't send them back
MOW THEM DOWN <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

Just make them indentured servants

Everyone wins

But I wanna see Priti on a .50 cal <:priti:655131018789126154>

They get to live in a non violent society, the elites get slaves, and the average people get free money and labor

Its a win win

Also they don't get to vote

They earn their way out after like 5 years

They have to take comprehensive tests to become citizens

No, SOYLENT GREEN. No more food banks

So

tories have gone socialist

good stuff good stuff

I'd love for everyone to have to take comprehensive tests to become citizens

you wanna keep those nasty jews out, do you, PeP?

personally i'd be fine with a points system that takes into qualifications, age, cultural background, job experience, but in any situation require a sponsor

https://twitter.com/AlexaMcConnolly/status/1210260724683030528

Who

in their right sane mind

Would think that NOT HAVING Brussel Sprouts would be a bad thing?

I think this has saved many Christmas dinners to come.

Also I wonder how the once labour heartland of Yorkshire would feel being called fascist for supplying sprouts.

Well they must be fascist - they didn't vote the way that urban middle class progressives wanted

There's no possible other explanation

They didn't know what they were voting for - they're stupid and racist

Does this mean that anything Yorkshire brand is fascist? Is tea fascist? That kind of talk is tantamount go declaring war.

Yes, Yorkshire Tea is obviously fascist

I'm surprised you even had to ask

Why are you getting so upset about it?

Sorry, i'm taking my progressive impersonation too far

Well it’s time to bomb London.

I'll sit back and drink my Yorkshire Lilt

It's a parody innit?

I’ve never known someone to actually type innit as it’s so close to isn’t it to be remarkably pointless.

Isn't innit?

Still think we should bomb London.

Strategically. Bomb the crappy estates and preserve the better kept areas. Those should be stormed and purge with care.

https://twitter.com/HadwinDave/status/1210084245701455873

Have to wonder how many of these are parody accounts

‘Unpatriotic flag waving’ wait a sec.