Message from @Laucivol

Discord ID: 661444075873894410


2019-12-31 05:41:06 UTC  

You're assuming his asshole hasn't already been stretched into a permeant gape

2019-12-31 05:41:08 UTC  

That is actually less painful a method of torture @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck

2019-12-31 05:41:13 UTC  

Salt the wounds.

2019-12-31 05:41:14 UTC  

Although, I'd have to be there when his mother isn't

2019-12-31 05:41:21 UTC  

because SHE'D be the one raping him instead of me

2019-12-31 05:41:24 UTC  

Salt the wounds is a good start

2019-12-31 05:41:26 UTC  

wait nvm

2019-12-31 05:41:29 UTC  

she's in jail

2019-12-31 05:41:33 UTC  

his FOSTER mother

2019-12-31 05:41:41 UTC  

Sarah is thinking of using the needles on the nerves

2019-12-31 05:41:50 UTC  

I don’t have foster parents

2019-12-31 05:41:53 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/661443892368900107/FB_IMG_1576941519154.jpg

2019-12-31 05:41:55 UTC  

You know @Laucivol? You impress me

2019-12-31 05:41:59 UTC  

You guys are boring

2019-12-31 05:42:07 UTC  

@Samaritan™ nah. The eyes

2019-12-31 05:42:07 UTC  

Let's talk about DnD

2019-12-31 05:42:14 UTC  

Did it to myself just to *know*. It stings a wee bit.

2019-12-31 05:42:30 UTC  

I ran a pony DnD game for a while

2019-12-31 05:42:31 UTC  

That works... too

2019-12-31 05:42:32 UTC  

@livid_scrooge So your mother isn't in jail for 25, and your dad isn't in jail for life?

2019-12-31 05:42:36 UTC  

Wait, we're *not* talking about D&D? XD. I get these things confused.

2019-12-31 05:42:40 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/661444086594666576/64712381_135855954274162_4239796929964640180_n.png

2019-12-31 05:42:46 UTC  

No, I made that up...

2019-12-31 05:42:59 UTC  

I'm not Dotty

2019-12-31 05:43:01 UTC  

<:slurpgon:583424900732157956>

2019-12-31 05:43:18 UTC  

Livid sure makes a lot up

2019-12-31 05:43:19 UTC  

I’m not Sarah

2019-12-31 05:43:32 UTC  

He might file a ~~false~~ rape claim against you

2019-12-31 05:43:33 UTC  

<:slurpgon:583424900732157956>

2019-12-31 05:43:35 UTC  

I fuxking hope so

2019-12-31 05:43:39 UTC  

I'm not convinced.

2019-12-31 05:43:43 UTC  

<:slurpgon:583424900732157956>

2019-12-31 05:43:47 UTC  

I'm not

2019-12-31 05:43:49 UTC  
2019-12-31 05:43:56 UTC  

That'll just make me want to rape him even MORE tbh

2019-12-31 05:44:04 UTC  

just so he'll do it right this time

2019-12-31 05:44:07 UTC  

True he has already discredited himself in court

2019-12-31 05:44:14 UTC  

I have to admit that set up got me to crack up to my own joke.

2019-12-31 05:44:22 UTC  

@livid_scrooge How big is your mother's dick, by the way?

2019-12-31 05:44:53 UTC  

There is no biological cock on a female

2019-12-31 05:44:53 UTC  

Oh, shoot, the plane landed.