I'm not even that drunk. >.>

Gouging his eyes is not painful enough. Try needles instead

COCK AND BALL TORTURE

(Actually, at this point, I'm not even drunk.)

@Sarahdale I'll have him use his mother's elephant-sized dildo

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Lightly caustic acid.

Expose the nerve endings.

You're assuming his asshole hasn't already been stretched into a permeant gape

That is actually less painful a method of torture @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck

Salt the wounds.

Although, I'd have to be there when his mother isn't

because SHE'D be the one raping him instead of me

Salt the wounds is a good start

wait nvm

she's in jail

his FOSTER mother

Sarah is thinking of using the needles on the nerves

I don’t have foster parents

You know @Laucivol? You impress me

You guys are boring

@Samaritan™ nah. The eyes

Let's talk about DnD

Did it to myself just to *know*. It stings a wee bit.

I ran a pony DnD game for a while

That works... too

@livid_scrooge So your mother isn't in jail for 25, and your dad isn't in jail for life?

Wait, we're *not* talking about D&D? XD. I get these things confused.

No, I made that up...

I'm not Dotty

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Livid sure makes a lot up

I’m not Sarah

He might file a ~~false~~ rape claim against you

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I fuxking hope so

I'm not convinced.

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I'm not