Message from @Jack of Trades
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Lightly caustic acid.
Expose the nerve endings.
You're assuming his asshole hasn't already been stretched into a permeant gape
That is actually less painful a method of torture @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck
Salt the wounds.
Although, I'd have to be there when his mother isn't
because SHE'D be the one raping him instead of me
Salt the wounds is a good start
wait nvm
she's in jail
his FOSTER mother
Sarah is thinking of using the needles on the nerves
I don’t have foster parents
You guys are boring
@Samaritan™ nah. The eyes
Let's talk about DnD
Did it to myself just to *know*. It stings a wee bit.
That works... too
@livid_scrooge So your mother isn't in jail for 25, and your dad isn't in jail for life?
Wait, we're *not* talking about D&D? XD. I get these things confused.
No, I made that up...
I'm not Dotty
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Livid sure makes a lot up
I’m not Sarah
He might file a ~~false~~ rape claim against you
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I fuxking hope so
I'm not convinced.
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I'm not
That'll just make me want to rape him even MORE tbh
just so he'll do it right this time
True he has already discredited himself in court
I have to admit that set up got me to crack up to my own joke.