I thought that said large cock

LMAO

@Mavalance I stopped a bicycle on my foot from 50km/h downhill - got a haircrack in one bone in my foot

Impressive

It also broke the thing that your hand uses to determine pressure

And that time I flew over the handlebars, landing straight into the pavement with my face

So i squeeze things super hard sometimes

Besides that I stepped on a piece of wood and got it a few inches into the bottom of my foot but besides that I'm aight in terms of injuries

Two hairline cracks in my jaw

Nothing else

Face into Pavements are the worst

you guys are chumps

Xero accidently crushes his cock while wanking

I have permanent split in my eyesocket after headbutting somebody.

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kek

No but it does make for some very tight situations

Santa Claus's secret hit squad

If you catch my drift

@Flavius Stilicho

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I was once stabbed in the elbow when I was like 10

Jesus christ is your eye okay?

There are religions that involve weapons

Blade broke off and the tip stuck in my elbow bone

God I started thinking about how fucking neat it would've been if Canon Luke Skywalker's impotent attempt to restore the Jedi had been padded down with a few Legends lads

Xero accidently snaps his gfs neck while chocking her during sex

Starkiller, X2, Rahm Kota

Had to use pliers to pull that bit out

Does it count as a stab wound if you were the retard that put the knife in your hand?

The Kota Gang would've been fucking excellent to have around

Damn you didney

@Samaritan™ dude thats not even a joke i dont use that hand for that reason

Cyberpunk 2077

Kyle Katarn would crush the first cucks

Just random guy approached me after school asked something unintelligible and started waving a knife at me
cut my arms and got my elbow, then ran away

It happened so fast I didn't even have time to be spooked proper

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