Message from @Flavius Stilicho
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It also broke the thing that your hand uses to determine pressure
And that time I flew over the handlebars, landing straight into the pavement with my face
So i squeeze things super hard sometimes
Besides that I stepped on a piece of wood and got it a few inches into the bottom of my foot but besides that I'm aight in terms of injuries
Two hairline cracks in my jaw
Nothing else
Face into Pavements are the worst
you guys are chumps
Xero accidently crushes his cock while wanking
I have permanent split in my eyesocket after headbutting somebody.
kek
No but it does make for some very tight situations
Santa Claus's secret hit squad
If you catch my drift
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I was once stabbed in the elbow when I was like 10
Jesus christ is your eye okay?
Blade broke off and the tip stuck in my elbow bone
God I started thinking about how fucking neat it would've been if Canon Luke Skywalker's impotent attempt to restore the Jedi had been padded down with a few Legends lads
Xero accidently snaps his gfs neck while chocking her during sex
Starkiller, X2, Rahm Kota
Had to use pliers to pull that bit out
Does it count as a stab wound if you were the retard that put the knife in your hand?
The Kota Gang would've been fucking excellent to have around
Damn you didney
@Samaritan™ dude thats not even a joke i dont use that hand for that reason
Cyberpunk 2077
Kyle Katarn would crush the first cucks
Just random guy approached me after school asked something unintelligible and started waving a knife at me
cut my arms and got my elbow, then ran away
It happened so fast I didn't even have time to be spooked proper
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@XeroLimit I get ya
I assume either crazy or druggie
Im not offended i mean thats not an exaggeration