Message from @Steyr "Thick" Shotgun
Discord ID: 655775640485756938
STOP MASTURBATING
No
It's fun
I can do this great trick where i move my pinky with my other hand
And all the joints go chrjdjxkkjssisjdje
I've had my pointer finger crushed by a large rock quite badly but I still have it so
And everyone immediately freaks out
I thought that said large cock
LMAO
@Mavalance I stopped a bicycle on my foot from 50km/h downhill - got a haircrack in one bone in my foot
Impressive
It also broke the thing that your hand uses to determine pressure
And that time I flew over the handlebars, landing straight into the pavement with my face
So i squeeze things super hard sometimes
Besides that I stepped on a piece of wood and got it a few inches into the bottom of my foot but besides that I'm aight in terms of injuries
Two hairline cracks in my jaw
Nothing else
Face into Pavements are the worst
you guys are chumps
Xero accidently crushes his cock while wanking
kek
No but it does make for some very tight situations
Santa Claus's secret hit squad
If you catch my drift
<:Pepe_of_akkad:462279833511264257>
I was once stabbed in the elbow when I was like 10
Jesus christ is your eye okay?
There are religions that involve weapons
Blade broke off and the tip stuck in my elbow bone
God I started thinking about how fucking neat it would've been if Canon Luke Skywalker's impotent attempt to restore the Jedi had been padded down with a few Legends lads
Xero accidently snaps his gfs neck while chocking her during sex
Starkiller, X2, Rahm Kota
Had to use pliers to pull that bit out
Does it count as a stab wound if you were the retard that put the knife in your hand?
The Kota Gang would've been fucking excellent to have around
Damn you didney