I am immune to all damage see card above. @Samaritan™

My bones are denser than usual, so despite many injuries I have broken bones only on 4 occasions, and 3 of them were mere cracks

Chipped tip of the toe bone is not really an injury in my book

You clearly arent getting hurt enough then

break the bones

My bones are usually pretty tough

Tis but a crack

But like i said

I fucked my hand

STOP MASTURBATING

No

It's fun

I can do this great trick where i move my pinky with my other hand

And all the joints go chrjdjxkkjssisjdje

I've had my pointer finger crushed by a large rock quite badly but I still have it so

And everyone immediately freaks out

I thought that said large cock

LMAO

@Mavalance I stopped a bicycle on my foot from 50km/h downhill - got a haircrack in one bone in my foot

Impressive

It also broke the thing that your hand uses to determine pressure

And that time I flew over the handlebars, landing straight into the pavement with my face

So i squeeze things super hard sometimes

Besides that I stepped on a piece of wood and got it a few inches into the bottom of my foot but besides that I'm aight in terms of injuries

Two hairline cracks in my jaw

Nothing else

Face into Pavements are the worst

you guys are chumps

Xero accidently crushes his cock while wanking

I have permanent split in my eyesocket after headbutting somebody.

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/635925358410989568/655592366253670401/cocacoladeathsquad.png

kek

No but it does make for some very tight situations

Santa Claus's secret hit squad

If you catch my drift

@Flavius Stilicho

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I was once stabbed in the elbow when I was like 10

Jesus christ is your eye okay?

There are religions that involve weapons