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kek

No but it does make for some very tight situations

Santa Claus's secret hit squad

If you catch my drift

@Flavius Stilicho

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I was once stabbed in the elbow when I was like 10

Jesus christ is your eye okay?

There are religions that involve weapons

Blade broke off and the tip stuck in my elbow bone

God I started thinking about how fucking neat it would've been if Canon Luke Skywalker's impotent attempt to restore the Jedi had been padded down with a few Legends lads

Xero accidently snaps his gfs neck while chocking her during sex

Starkiller, X2, Rahm Kota

Had to use pliers to pull that bit out

Does it count as a stab wound if you were the retard that put the knife in your hand?

The Kota Gang would've been fucking excellent to have around

Damn you didney

@Samaritan™ dude thats not even a joke i dont use that hand for that reason

Cyberpunk 2077

Kyle Katarn would crush the first cucks

Just random guy approached me after school asked something unintelligible and started waving a knife at me
cut my arms and got my elbow, then ran away

It happened so fast I didn't even have time to be spooked proper

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@XeroLimit I get ya

I assume either crazy or druggie

Im not offended i mean thats not an exaggeration

FUCK how did I almost forget Kyle Katarn

Anyways gather around children let me tell you a story

stop

You need a bigger cooler for it

you're hurting me

also that's assuming 50 year old Starkiller doesn't decide to force punt Ben into fucking space before Kyle can get there <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

Technotoad

So i was a young lad who always had a thing for knives and swords and shit