Message from @Steyr "Thick" Shotgun
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uwu
CHONKO
I am immune to all damage see card above. @Samaritan™
My bones are denser than usual, so despite many injuries I have broken bones only on 4 occasions, and 3 of them were mere cracks
Chipped tip of the toe bone is not really an injury in my book
You clearly arent getting hurt enough then
break the bones
My bones are usually pretty tough
Tis but a crack
But like i said
I fucked my hand
STOP MASTURBATING
No
It's fun
I can do this great trick where i move my pinky with my other hand
And all the joints go chrjdjxkkjssisjdje
I've had my pointer finger crushed by a large rock quite badly but I still have it so
And everyone immediately freaks out
LMAO
@Mavalance I stopped a bicycle on my foot from 50km/h downhill - got a haircrack in one bone in my foot
Impressive
It also broke the thing that your hand uses to determine pressure
And that time I flew over the handlebars, landing straight into the pavement with my face
So i squeeze things super hard sometimes
Besides that I stepped on a piece of wood and got it a few inches into the bottom of my foot but besides that I'm aight in terms of injuries
Two hairline cracks in my jaw
Nothing else
Face into Pavements are the worst
you guys are chumps
Xero accidently crushes his cock while wanking
I have permanent split in my eyesocket after headbutting somebody.
kek
No but it does make for some very tight situations
Santa Claus's secret hit squad
If you catch my drift