Message from @XeroLimit
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Always end up cutting myself a bit, but that's half the fun actually
But we didnt have any of those pussy halo oranges or anything
This was a good few years back
So we had canned oranges
So i went to open her a can of oranges
I now want to see a legit faceoff between the canon cucks and the legends characters they replaced
Because she was an adorable little shit and asked me for oranges
Starkiller, X2, Rahm Kota, and Kyle Katarn vs. Cal Kestis, Cere Junda, Ezra Bridger, Kanan Jarrus.
Go.
Fucking slaughter.
But the can opener had fucked off to another dimension
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No
thats just offensive
So here i am in the kitchen with a can of oranges and a small child looking at me sadly
So i go
Fuck it
That looks like diabeeetus
I am the child
@XeroLimit Don't tell me you you fucked it up opening a can with a knife
@XeroLimit give him the oranges
And i start cutting the can
Stabbing the lid around the top
Our can opener did the same thing so I had to open a can of peas for my mum with a blunt kitchen knife, she was impressed
^literally that
I opened cans with a knife almost all my life, it's not that hard. But it dulls the knife... a lot.
Recebtly
So im stabbing this can
And i look away to be like 'you seeing this shit' to impress the kiddo
And immediately
[stab]
Put the knife through the skin between my thumb and forefinger
Oh no the oranges are bloody
😦
The edge, serrated, scrapes my fucking palm
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And then its out, already pulled out before i realize ive fucking stabbed myself
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