I assume either crazy or druggie

Im not offended i mean thats not an exaggeration

FUCK how did I almost forget Kyle Katarn

Anyways gather around children let me tell you a story

stop

You need a bigger cooler for it

you're hurting me

also that's assuming 50 year old Starkiller doesn't decide to force punt Ben into fucking space before Kyle can get there <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

Technotoad

So i was a young lad who always had a thing for knives and swords and shit

GOD **imagine** an older, more powerful **Starkiller.**

And i had a little sister who loved oranges as a snack

I can juggle knoifes

Motherfucker could crush a planet in his fist

Ben: I BIG BOY
Starkiller: *Ejects the bastard into the fucking STRATOSPHERE*

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/355619680762724352/655642848288309258/FB_IMG_1576387788562.jpg

So she wanted some oranges

Always end up cutting myself a bit, but that's half the fun actually

But we didnt have any of those pussy halo oranges or anything

This was a good few years back

So we had canned oranges

So i went to open her a can of oranges

I now want to see a legit faceoff between the canon cucks and the legends characters they replaced

Because she was an adorable little shit and asked me for oranges

Starkiller, X2, Rahm Kota, and Kyle Katarn vs. Cal Kestis, Cere Junda, Ezra Bridger, Kanan Jarrus.

Go.

Fucking slaughter.

But the can opener had fucked off to another dimension

<:ahegao:462286952335671296>

No

thats just offensive

So here i am in the kitchen with a can of oranges and a small child looking at me sadly

So i go

Fuck it

That looks like diabeeetus

I am the child

And i grab a knife