Ben: I BIG BOY
Starkiller: *Ejects the bastard into the fucking STRATOSPHERE*

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So she wanted some oranges

Always end up cutting myself a bit, but that's half the fun actually

But we didnt have any of those pussy halo oranges or anything

This was a good few years back

So we had canned oranges

So i went to open her a can of oranges

I now want to see a legit faceoff between the canon cucks and the legends characters they replaced

Because she was an adorable little shit and asked me for oranges

Starkiller, X2, Rahm Kota, and Kyle Katarn vs. Cal Kestis, Cere Junda, Ezra Bridger, Kanan Jarrus.

Go.

Fucking slaughter.

But the can opener had fucked off to another dimension

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No

thats just offensive

So here i am in the kitchen with a can of oranges and a small child looking at me sadly

So i go

Fuck it

That looks like diabeeetus

I am the child

And i grab a knife

@XeroLimit Don't tell me you you fucked it up opening a can with a knife

@XeroLimit give him the oranges

And i start cutting the can

Stabbing the lid around the top

Our can opener did the same thing so I had to open a can of peas for my mum with a blunt kitchen knife, she was impressed

^literally that

I opened cans with a knife almost all my life, it's not that hard. But it dulls the knife... a lot.

Recebtly

So im stabbing this can

And i look away to be like 'you seeing this shit' to impress the kiddo

And immediately

[stab]

Put the knife through the skin between my thumb and forefinger

Oh no the oranges are bloody

😦

The edge, serrated, scrapes my fucking palm

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