Message from @XeroLimit
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Fucking slaughter.
But the can opener had fucked off to another dimension
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No
thats just offensive
So here i am in the kitchen with a can of oranges and a small child looking at me sadly
So i go
Fuck it
That looks like diabeeetus
I am the child
And i grab a knife
@XeroLimit Don't tell me you you fucked it up opening a can with a knife
@XeroLimit give him the oranges
And i start cutting the can
Stabbing the lid around the top
Our can opener did the same thing so I had to open a can of peas for my mum with a blunt kitchen knife, she was impressed
^literally that
I opened cans with a knife almost all my life, it's not that hard. But it dulls the knife... a lot.
Recebtly
So im stabbing this can
And immediately
[stab]
Put the knife through the skin between my thumb and forefinger
Oh no the oranges are bloody
😦
The edge, serrated, scrapes my fucking palm
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And then its out, already pulled out before i realize ive fucking stabbed myself
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🅱️ ossy 🇧 ussy
I use my guns as weight for when I'm bulking
Am i doing it right
And im like 12
<:ahegao:462286952335671296> <:ahegao:462286952335671296>
So im not doing so hot
And now ive got a fucking hole in my hand
My cousin once wanted to open a letter like a grown up with a shaving balde
Opened her palm too
I go stumbling out of the kitchen
Into the laundry room