Message from @Steyr "Thick" Shotgun
Discord ID: 655777104436264985
So i was a young lad who always had a thing for knives and swords and shit
GOD **imagine** an older, more powerful **Starkiller.**
And i had a little sister who loved oranges as a snack
I can juggle knoifes
Motherfucker could crush a planet in his fist
Ben: I BIG BOY
Starkiller: *Ejects the bastard into the fucking STRATOSPHERE*
So she wanted some oranges
Always end up cutting myself a bit, but that's half the fun actually
But we didnt have any of those pussy halo oranges or anything
This was a good few years back
So we had canned oranges
So i went to open her a can of oranges
I now want to see a legit faceoff between the canon cucks and the legends characters they replaced
Because she was an adorable little shit and asked me for oranges
Starkiller, X2, Rahm Kota, and Kyle Katarn vs. Cal Kestis, Cere Junda, Ezra Bridger, Kanan Jarrus.
Go.
Fucking slaughter.
But the can opener had fucked off to another dimension
No
thats just offensive
So here i am in the kitchen with a can of oranges and a small child looking at me sadly
So i go
Fuck it
That looks like diabeeetus
I am the child
And i grab a knife
@XeroLimit Don't tell me you you fucked it up opening a can with a knife
@XeroLimit give him the oranges
And i start cutting the can
Stabbing the lid around the top
Our can opener did the same thing so I had to open a can of peas for my mum with a blunt kitchen knife, she was impressed
^literally that
I opened cans with a knife almost all my life, it's not that hard. But it dulls the knife... a lot.
Recebtly
So im stabbing this can
And i look away to be like 'you seeing this shit' to impress the kiddo
And immediately
[stab]