I am the child

And i grab a knife

@XeroLimit Don't tell me you you fucked it up opening a can with a knife

@XeroLimit give him the oranges

And i start cutting the can

Stabbing the lid around the top

Our can opener did the same thing so I had to open a can of peas for my mum with a blunt kitchen knife, she was impressed

^literally that

I opened cans with a knife almost all my life, it's not that hard. But it dulls the knife... a lot.

Recebtly

So im stabbing this can

And i look away to be like 'you seeing this shit' to impress the kiddo

And immediately

[stab]

Put the knife through the skin between my thumb and forefinger

Oh no the oranges are bloody

😦

The edge, serrated, scrapes my fucking palm

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And then its out, already pulled out before i realize ive fucking stabbed myself

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🅱️ ossy 🇧 ussy

I use my guns as weight for when I'm bulking

Am i doing it right

And im like 12

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So im not doing so hot

And now ive got a fucking hole in my hand

My cousin once wanted to open a letter like a grown up with a shaving balde

Opened her palm too

I go stumbling out of the kitchen

Into the laundry room

I grab a sock

Long boi, hiking sock

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And i wrap it around my hand

>> dirty laundry sock on a wound

brüh

And little sister, still bereft of oranges, goes to get parents

Nono, clean sock

Thats why i went to the laundry room