Message from @Uksio
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Kyle Katarn would crush the first cucks
Just random guy approached me after school asked something unintelligible and started waving a knife at me
cut my arms and got my elbow, then ran away
It happened so fast I didn't even have time to be spooked proper
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@XeroLimit I get ya
I assume either crazy or druggie
Im not offended i mean thats not an exaggeration
FUCK how did I almost forget Kyle Katarn
Anyways gather around children let me tell you a story
stop
You need a bigger cooler for it
you're hurting me
also that's assuming 50 year old Starkiller doesn't decide to force punt Ben into fucking space before Kyle can get there <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>
Technotoad
So i was a young lad who always had a thing for knives and swords and shit
GOD **imagine** an older, more powerful **Starkiller.**
And i had a little sister who loved oranges as a snack
Motherfucker could crush a planet in his fist
Ben: I BIG BOY
Starkiller: *Ejects the bastard into the fucking STRATOSPHERE*
So she wanted some oranges
Always end up cutting myself a bit, but that's half the fun actually
But we didnt have any of those pussy halo oranges or anything
This was a good few years back
So we had canned oranges
So i went to open her a can of oranges
I now want to see a legit faceoff between the canon cucks and the legends characters they replaced
Because she was an adorable little shit and asked me for oranges
Starkiller, X2, Rahm Kota, and Kyle Katarn vs. Cal Kestis, Cere Junda, Ezra Bridger, Kanan Jarrus.
Go.
Fucking slaughter.
But the can opener had fucked off to another dimension
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No
thats just offensive
So here i am in the kitchen with a can of oranges and a small child looking at me sadly