Message from @spooky ducc
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Blade broke off and the tip stuck in my elbow bone
God I started thinking about how fucking neat it would've been if Canon Luke Skywalker's impotent attempt to restore the Jedi had been padded down with a few Legends lads
Xero accidently snaps his gfs neck while chocking her during sex
Starkiller, X2, Rahm Kota
Had to use pliers to pull that bit out
Does it count as a stab wound if you were the retard that put the knife in your hand?
The Kota Gang would've been fucking excellent to have around
Damn you didney
@Samaritan™ dude thats not even a joke i dont use that hand for that reason
Cyberpunk 2077
Kyle Katarn would crush the first cucks
Just random guy approached me after school asked something unintelligible and started waving a knife at me
cut my arms and got my elbow, then ran away
It happened so fast I didn't even have time to be spooked proper
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@XeroLimit I get ya
I assume either crazy or druggie
Im not offended i mean thats not an exaggeration
Anyways gather around children let me tell you a story
stop
You need a bigger cooler for it
you're hurting me
also that's assuming 50 year old Starkiller doesn't decide to force punt Ben into fucking space before Kyle can get there <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>
Technotoad
So i was a young lad who always had a thing for knives and swords and shit
GOD **imagine** an older, more powerful **Starkiller.**
And i had a little sister who loved oranges as a snack
I can juggle knoifes
Motherfucker could crush a planet in his fist
Ben: I BIG BOY
Starkiller: *Ejects the bastard into the fucking STRATOSPHERE*
So she wanted some oranges
Always end up cutting myself a bit, but that's half the fun actually
But we didnt have any of those pussy halo oranges or anything
This was a good few years back