give them under 10% and theyd blow a gasket

Vaush was hilarious

is it customary to tip hookers on top of their wadge? asking for a friend

Okay fine Luci. Suck me off and I wont pay you, I will treat you to a nice sea food dinner.

Well how can they work without the tip?

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yes its much better to show appreciation with gifts

Pay them by not murdering them and getting your money back @matroyshka

this is also similar to the whole christmas paradox

going very american psycho there @Tubby the Skelly Bones

people want you to spend money on them to feel appreciated

however you cannot simply gift someone cash

Good question. Next John I interrogate I'll ask @matroyshka

May I be honest?

all I need is someone to lovingly put househould appliances in my ass

you have to spend your money in such a way that it reflects the interest you have in them

I'd think someone's life is much more valuable then cash

Remind them of that

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Oh my god

It's not that hard

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@Tubby the Skelly Bones jeffrey epstein would disagree

I will feast on your family's corpses @livid_scrooge

it's MUCH harder to kill a hooker than they make it look on television smg

It is

its easy to kill anyone

@matroyshka just shoot em and then eat them

That too

its hard to get away with it

just trip them real hard, and done, heded

I wouldn't give any of you money for sucking me off, I'd fuck you in the ass, or eat you out.

@Tubby the Skelly Bones like eat them out or *eat them*

although its vastly easier if you kill someone randomly

@matroyshka eat them

Consume the evidence

My family abandoned me unfortunately

if you kill someone on a lonely road while wearing gloves

and you dont rape them

you are basically untouchable