Message from @Lucienne d'Anwyl
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Pay them by not murdering them and getting your money back @matroyshka
this is also similar to the whole christmas paradox
going very american psycho there @Tubby the Skelly Bones
people want you to spend money on them to feel appreciated
however you cannot simply gift someone cash
Good question. Next John I interrogate I'll ask @matroyshka
May I be honest?
all I need is someone to lovingly put househould appliances in my ass
you have to spend your money in such a way that it reflects the interest you have in them
I'd think someone's life is much more valuable then cash
Remind them of that
Than
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Oh my god
It's not that hard
Than
@Tubby the Skelly Bones jeffrey epstein would disagree
I will feast on your family's corpses @livid_scrooge
it's MUCH harder to kill a hooker than they make it look on television smg
It is
@matroyshka just shoot em and then eat them
That too
its hard to get away with it
just trip them real hard, and done, heded
I wouldn't give any of you money for sucking me off, I'd fuck you in the ass, or eat you out.
@Tubby the Skelly Bones like eat them out or *eat them*
although its vastly easier if you kill someone randomly
@matroyshka eat them
Consume the evidence
My family abandoned me unfortunately
if you kill someone on a lonely road while wearing gloves
and you dont rape them
you are basically untouchable
what about edding them puppet
@livid_scrooge that's not unfortunate
There are a few neat ways to hide a body tho
but why would you kill someone and not rape them
They were lucky
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