Message from @pleple
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but look at a waiter
give them under 10% and theyd blow a gasket
Vaush was hilarious
is it customary to tip hookers on top of their wadge? asking for a friend
Okay fine Luci. Suck me off and I wont pay you, I will treat you to a nice sea food dinner.
Well how can they work without the tip?
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yes its much better to show appreciation with gifts
Pay them by not murdering them and getting your money back @matroyshka
this is also similar to the whole christmas paradox
going very american psycho there @Tubby the Skelly Bones
people want you to spend money on them to feel appreciated
however you cannot simply gift someone cash
Good question. Next John I interrogate I'll ask @matroyshka
May I be honest?
all I need is someone to lovingly put househould appliances in my ass
you have to spend your money in such a way that it reflects the interest you have in them
I'd think someone's life is much more valuable then cash
Remind them of that
Than
Oh my god
It's not that hard
Than
@Tubby the Skelly Bones jeffrey epstein would disagree
I will feast on your family's corpses @livid_scrooge
it's MUCH harder to kill a hooker than they make it look on television smg
It is
its easy to kill anyone
@matroyshka just shoot em and then eat them
That too
its hard to get away with it
just trip them real hard, and done, heded
I wouldn't give any of you money for sucking me off, I'd fuck you in the ass, or eat you out.
@Tubby the Skelly Bones like eat them out or *eat them*
although its vastly easier if you kill someone randomly
@matroyshka eat them
Consume the evidence
My family abandoned me unfortunately
if you kill someone on a lonely road while wearing gloves
and you dont rape them