Nice @SufferBuddy

never pay someone if they dont ask for money

just pat his head with a big wad of dollar bills

because then you could hurt their feelings

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especially by showing how little you care for them

or by undervaluing them

omg

I see a wild Tanya over there

I mean not directly, but those that treat you well and with respect should be shown double the love.

if someone paid me after blowing them I would feel like it was a compliment

so just dont give any money and youre good

yeah?

what if they gave you an insultingly low amount

Literally Vaush: Didn't know Somali's had a problem with clit chopping, but yet he knows why and if they would stop if they immigrated to the west. Dudes a fucking case study.
I feel like he's never listens to what anyone else says, and just attacks a strawman that seems to represent himself more than his opponent.
You can just see it in his face when he disconnects after getting bitched out for shouting and interrupting too much. If Carl gets to talk for more than 30 seconds this guy just shuts down upstairs.

you can see this effect in modern day waiters

omg you think I'm good enough at this that I could be a hooker? *blushes*

youd expect any money to be good right?

but look at a waiter

give them under 10% and theyd blow a gasket

Vaush was hilarious

is it customary to tip hookers on top of their wadge? asking for a friend

Okay fine Luci. Suck me off and I wont pay you, I will treat you to a nice sea food dinner.

Well how can they work without the tip?

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yes its much better to show appreciation with gifts

Pay them by not murdering them and getting your money back @matroyshka

this is also similar to the whole christmas paradox

going very american psycho there @Tubby the Skelly Bones

people want you to spend money on them to feel appreciated

however you cannot simply gift someone cash

Good question. Next John I interrogate I'll ask @matroyshka

May I be honest?

all I need is someone to lovingly put househould appliances in my ass

you have to spend your money in such a way that it reflects the interest you have in them

I'd think someone's life is much more valuable then cash

Remind them of that

Than

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Oh my god

It's not that hard