so just dont give any money and youre good

yeah?

what if they gave you an insultingly low amount

Literally Vaush: Didn't know Somali's had a problem with clit chopping, but yet he knows why and if they would stop if they immigrated to the west. Dudes a fucking case study.
I feel like he's never listens to what anyone else says, and just attacks a strawman that seems to represent himself more than his opponent.
You can just see it in his face when he disconnects after getting bitched out for shouting and interrupting too much. If Carl gets to talk for more than 30 seconds this guy just shuts down upstairs.

you can see this effect in modern day waiters

omg you think I'm good enough at this that I could be a hooker? *blushes*

youd expect any money to be good right?

but look at a waiter

give them under 10% and theyd blow a gasket

Vaush was hilarious

is it customary to tip hookers on top of their wadge? asking for a friend

Okay fine Luci. Suck me off and I wont pay you, I will treat you to a nice sea food dinner.

Well how can they work without the tip?

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yes its much better to show appreciation with gifts

Pay them by not murdering them and getting your money back @matroyshka

this is also similar to the whole christmas paradox

going very american psycho there @Tubby the Skelly Bones

people want you to spend money on them to feel appreciated

however you cannot simply gift someone cash

Good question. Next John I interrogate I'll ask @matroyshka

May I be honest?

all I need is someone to lovingly put househould appliances in my ass

you have to spend your money in such a way that it reflects the interest you have in them

I'd think someone's life is much more valuable then cash

Remind them of that

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Oh my god

It's not that hard

Than

@Tubby the Skelly Bones jeffrey epstein would disagree

I will feast on your family's corpses @livid_scrooge

it's MUCH harder to kill a hooker than they make it look on television smg

It is

its easy to kill anyone

@matroyshka just shoot em and then eat them

That too

its hard to get away with it

just trip them real hard, and done, heded

I wouldn't give any of you money for sucking me off, I'd fuck you in the ass, or eat you out.