the goal of the game is to unhorse your opponent

Its curved inwards in the middle to take the lance

and to prevnt your arm from breaking

NO cummies in the batter this time though @Lucienne d'Anwyl <:angrypepe:497157904743268363>

A Knight's Tale is a pretty fun film.

the real goal of jousting was to fuck them royal blood bitches because as we all know with great power comes great big booty bitches

@Goodwood of Dank™ agreed
It is a fun film

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fi1169.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fr520%2FTheJoustingLife%2FJousting%2520Tournament%2520Pictures%2FTournamentOfThePhoenix2012%2F5-TobyCapwell-MarcHamelShield-TOTP2012-LeslieChappellBritt.jpg&f=1&nofb=1 literally the first image

i dunno why id cum in food

Heath Ledger is the star.

it seems unsanitary

Those shields were never designed for battle

and kind of disgusting

well no shit lol

jousitng lances arent designed for battle either

https://youtu.be/HLLWZG-FMaQ

They were designed specifically for jousting, don't make me get metatrons or shads video <:PepeLaugh:565528391336329216>

Cos I fucking will

jousting armour isnt designed for battle either

penis jousting or gtfo

@Lucienne d'Anwyl you're the on always claiming you want you to be inside me...<:smugay:593502151758708776>

nor is jousting barding

Penis jousting is a good game tbh <:SmugPepe:510408646807519233>

Its on steam

Jousting ia for gays. Just shoot the bitch who challange yoh nigga ass

I wanna see two guys fight with their meatpoles to knock each other off a women and the winner take both women to bed

you know usually in chicken

the girl is the one riding the guys shoulders

But feminine benises are no good at jousting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpbRmnWMXRU Shad has been invoked, fuck everybody <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

and im sure if you paid a porn studio to do it you could see just that

So the chicken rides the cock ah <:smugon:512048583806025739> @Lucienne d'Anwyl

@Storin That's the better Shad to be invoked in this situation

Real talk how long till the left accuses him of being linked to the far right 🤔

i dont think its hard to realize something that splinters as soon as it hits armour would be worthless as a weapon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygaSMeTh-f0

Jousting seems like a silly idea with no practical use other than to say I have a longer pole than you

The real lances don't splinter

Joust lances are not tipped usually

War lances are