Message from @Storin

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2019-12-02 07:39:45 UTC  

jousitng lances arent designed for battle either

2019-12-02 07:39:49 UTC  
2019-12-02 07:39:53 UTC  

They were designed specifically for jousting, don't make me get metatrons or shads video <:PepeLaugh:565528391336329216>

2019-12-02 07:40:02 UTC  

Cos I fucking will

2019-12-02 07:40:10 UTC  

jousting armour isnt designed for battle either

2019-12-02 07:40:11 UTC  

penis jousting or gtfo

2019-12-02 07:40:12 UTC  

@Lucienne d'Anwyl you're the on always claiming you want you to be inside me...<:smugay:593502151758708776>

2019-12-02 07:40:13 UTC  

nor is jousting barding

2019-12-02 07:40:28 UTC  

Penis jousting is a good game tbh <:SmugPepe:510408646807519233>

2019-12-02 07:40:30 UTC  

Its on steam

2019-12-02 07:40:57 UTC  

Jousting ia for gays. Just shoot the bitch who challange yoh nigga ass

2019-12-02 07:41:00 UTC  

I wanna see two guys fight with their meatpoles to knock each other off a women and the winner take both women to bed

2019-12-02 07:41:15 UTC  

you know usually in chicken

2019-12-02 07:41:23 UTC  

the girl is the one riding the guys shoulders

2019-12-02 07:41:36 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/650964770085928960/image0.png

2019-12-02 07:41:37 UTC  

But feminine benises are no good at jousting

2019-12-02 07:41:43 UTC  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpbRmnWMXRU Shad has been invoked, fuck everybody <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

2019-12-02 07:41:48 UTC  

and im sure if you paid a porn studio to do it you could see just that

2019-12-02 07:41:53 UTC  

So the chicken rides the cock ah <:smugon:512048583806025739> @Lucienne d'Anwyl

2019-12-02 07:42:08 UTC  

@Storin That's the better Shad to be invoked in this situation

2019-12-02 07:42:09 UTC  

Real talk how long till the left accuses him of being linked to the far right 🤔

2019-12-02 07:42:11 UTC  

i dont think its hard to realize something that splinters as soon as it hits armour would be worthless as a weapon

2019-12-02 07:42:30 UTC  

Jousting seems like a silly idea with no practical use other than to say I have a longer pole than you

2019-12-02 07:42:33 UTC  

The real lances don't splinter

2019-12-02 07:42:43 UTC  

Joust lances are not tipped usually

2019-12-02 07:42:45 UTC  

War lances are

2019-12-02 07:42:53 UTC  

@lunemarie Well *my* pole has stripes on it! Bitches love stripes.

2019-12-02 07:43:03 UTC  

@Lucienne d'Anwyl well a long stick is still a long stick and if used as a blunt weapon can knock out an enemy rider of his saddle

2019-12-02 07:43:03 UTC  

One hit with it anyway then its drop and switch to sword

2019-12-02 07:43:16 UTC  

war lances are one use weapons anyway

2019-12-02 07:43:21 UTC  

so its not that big a deal

2019-12-02 07:43:24 UTC  

All lances are tbh

2019-12-02 07:43:38 UTC  

the lance exists to break a line of spears

2019-12-02 07:43:43 UTC  

Just saying why not have a lance for jousting that you like twirl around and it has a spiral pattern and hypnotise the enemy

2019-12-02 07:43:45 UTC  

Any polearm used by cav is one use, when its used you drop it and swap to sword/mace

2019-12-02 07:43:48 UTC  

a pike is way longer than a lance dude

2019-12-02 07:43:54 UTC  

its supposed to kill an armoured opponent

2019-12-02 07:43:54 UTC  

i said spears

2019-12-02 07:43:55 UTC  

Psychological warfare 100

2019-12-02 07:43:57 UTC  

not pikes