Message from @Sarahdale

Discord ID: 650964166714064906


2019-12-02 07:37:28 UTC  

Its literally what the shield was designed for tbh

2019-12-02 07:37:31 UTC  

in rel jousting you aim for the chest and try to knock them off

2019-12-02 07:37:34 UTC  

and why its turned inwards

2019-12-02 07:37:37 UTC  

5 points for balls shots, 15 for headshot

2019-12-02 07:37:38 UTC  

No you aim for the shield

2019-12-02 07:37:38 UTC  

what gay ass rule changes have been wrought

2019-12-02 07:37:49 UTC  

in pansy jousting maybe

2019-12-02 07:37:52 UTC  

Fuck your pretty gay jousting.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/650963832948129792/unknown.jpeg

2019-12-02 07:37:57 UTC  

The shield is specifically designed to take the lance shot even in medieval jousting

2019-12-02 07:37:58 UTC  

You get three points for knocking the guy off his horse, as well as winning the horse.

2019-12-02 07:38:13 UTC  

@Lucienne d'Anwyl honey do we have the waffle iron downstairs...ill make you a batch if you make the batter

2019-12-02 07:38:16 UTC  

Because the shield that is used is specifically for jousting

2019-12-02 07:38:17 UTC  

the shield is to protect your arm

2019-12-02 07:38:22 UTC  

Not that one

2019-12-02 07:38:30 UTC  

the goal of the game is to unhorse your opponent

2019-12-02 07:38:30 UTC  

Its curved inwards in the middle to take the lance

2019-12-02 07:38:51 UTC  

and to prevnt your arm from breaking

2019-12-02 07:38:53 UTC  

NO cummies in the batter this time though @Lucienne d'Anwyl <:angrypepe:497157904743268363>

2019-12-02 07:38:57 UTC  

A Knight's Tale is a pretty fun film.

2019-12-02 07:39:04 UTC  

the real goal of jousting was to fuck them royal blood bitches because as we all know with great power comes great big booty bitches

2019-12-02 07:39:11 UTC  

@Goodwood of Dank™ agreed
It is a fun film

2019-12-02 07:39:20 UTC  

i dunno why id cum in food

2019-12-02 07:39:25 UTC  

Heath Ledger is the star.

2019-12-02 07:39:26 UTC  

it seems unsanitary

2019-12-02 07:39:27 UTC  

Those shields were never designed for battle

2019-12-02 07:39:30 UTC  

and kind of disgusting

2019-12-02 07:39:36 UTC  

well no shit lol

2019-12-02 07:39:45 UTC  

jousitng lances arent designed for battle either

2019-12-02 07:39:49 UTC  
2019-12-02 07:39:53 UTC  

They were designed specifically for jousting, don't make me get metatrons or shads video <:PepeLaugh:565528391336329216>

2019-12-02 07:40:02 UTC  

Cos I fucking will

2019-12-02 07:40:10 UTC  

jousting armour isnt designed for battle either

2019-12-02 07:40:11 UTC  

penis jousting or gtfo

2019-12-02 07:40:12 UTC  

@Lucienne d'Anwyl you're the on always claiming you want you to be inside me...<:smugay:593502151758708776>

2019-12-02 07:40:13 UTC  

nor is jousting barding

2019-12-02 07:40:28 UTC  

Penis jousting is a good game tbh <:SmugPepe:510408646807519233>

2019-12-02 07:40:30 UTC  

Its on steam

2019-12-02 07:40:57 UTC  

Jousting ia for gays. Just shoot the bitch who challange yoh nigga ass

2019-12-02 07:41:00 UTC  

I wanna see two guys fight with their meatpoles to knock each other off a women and the winner take both women to bed

2019-12-02 07:41:15 UTC  

you know usually in chicken