"yeah my caravelle drove 450k km"

Now, Dana has said he's a bisexual

Turns out the handbrake was near non existent

GIVE ME DANAS NUMBER

Again, Rolls Royce Phantom II
The Chad Standard

It’s called an Oil Change Jack. They’re important.

@matroyshka Ask him yourself

It somehow didn't roll down hills through sheer luck

@matroyshka thats a very dark path to go down

@Mersenne no

@JackH670 put it in gear?

They had to refit the handbrake

"I am shit car handler, so my car is unreliable"
Amazin logic

It’s a hand break, not a handjob. Stop molesting your car Jack.

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naw but VWs just dont last, the only Polos left from late 80s/early 90s here have done almost nothing

tfw when you come out to your dad that you're in a sexual relationship with your car *and it's a gay relationship*

You got 2 choices.
The rest is soy.

Depends where you drive and what kind of distances

@matroyshka get help

Any car mid-90s onward is going to be increasingly unreliable and irrepairable thanks to the reliance on electronics and computer systems

I pick the second one

that'd be pansexual

not gay

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2ophdKxTDCo/T7PKE0O2P_I/AAAAAAAAQwQ/fFfbsnaV0wE/s1600/Phantom+Corsair.jpg

my volvo is at 317k km and is still running atm, they can do 750k km according to a volvo mechanic who did that himself

retard

@Al Capwned Vomit

And here I am, with a dead car <:smugon:512048583806025739>

With a dent in it

My 9yr old french car is the living embodiment of random electrical/computer glitches

volvos and mercs from the 80s and 90s are eternal

they never die

96 Toyota carina is a god tier car

true

My Volkswagen has 431k, and aside from few spare parts, it runs well

toyotas are reliable

watch me trigger the whole chat:

@Krisemann my car packed in again today and I got so mad, I kicked the front right wing and dented the body work. <:smugon:512048583806025739>

*Tesla is a chad-tier car*

@Mikey <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>