Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck

Discord ID: 651198727205158922


2019-12-02 23:10:17 UTC  

I want it

2019-12-02 23:10:18 UTC  

Honda's are the gay man's car

2019-12-02 23:10:18 UTC  

Volvo haven't made their own cars for years

2019-12-02 23:10:20 UTC  

I haven't seen Dana in a while

2019-12-02 23:10:24 UTC  

Hnnnnngggg
Avatar change

2019-12-02 23:10:35 UTC  

what is dat

2019-12-02 23:10:36 UTC  

Volkswagen. Because reliable

2019-12-02 23:10:37 UTC  

@JackH670 He was on like 50 minutes ago

2019-12-02 23:10:42 UTC  

VW. Reliable. Rofl

2019-12-02 23:10:44 UTC  

So I missed him

2019-12-02 23:10:46 UTC  

>VW
>Reliable

2019-12-02 23:10:46 UTC  

Good

2019-12-02 23:10:48 UTC  

My sides

2019-12-02 23:10:51 UTC  

wow

2019-12-02 23:10:57 UTC  

You missed him, Jack?

2019-12-02 23:11:00 UTC  

that's so sweet

2019-12-02 23:11:01 UTC  

I just want a limo tbh and a driver

2019-12-02 23:11:05 UTC  

My VW failed an mot after a year lmao

2019-12-02 23:11:06 UTC  

"yeah my caravelle drove 450k km"

2019-12-02 23:11:15 UTC  

Now, Dana has said he's a bisexual

2019-12-02 23:11:18 UTC  

Turns out the handbrake was near non existent

2019-12-02 23:11:21 UTC  

GIVE ME DANAS NUMBER

2019-12-02 23:11:26 UTC  

Again, Rolls Royce Phantom II
The Chad Standard

2019-12-02 23:11:31 UTC  

It’s called an Oil Change Jack. They’re important.

2019-12-02 23:11:34 UTC  

@matroyshka Ask him yourself

2019-12-02 23:11:35 UTC  

It somehow didn't roll down hills through sheer luck

2019-12-02 23:11:38 UTC  

@matroyshka thats a very dark path to go down

2019-12-02 23:11:39 UTC  
2019-12-02 23:11:46 UTC  

@JackH670 put it in gear?

2019-12-02 23:11:49 UTC  

They had to refit the handbrake

2019-12-02 23:11:52 UTC  

"I am shit car handler, so my car is unreliable"
Amazin logic

2019-12-02 23:12:20 UTC  

It’s a hand break, not a handjob. Stop molesting your car Jack.

2019-12-02 23:12:27 UTC  

<a:rothinking:539855883207835648>

2019-12-02 23:12:36 UTC  

naw but VWs just dont last, the only Polos left from late 80s/early 90s here have done almost nothing

2019-12-02 23:12:51 UTC  

tfw when you come out to your dad that you're in a sexual relationship with your car *and it's a gay relationship*

2019-12-02 23:12:59 UTC  

You got 2 choices.
The rest is soy.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/651199151735832583/image0.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/651199151735832584/image1.jpg

2019-12-02 23:13:03 UTC  

Depends where you drive and what kind of distances

2019-12-02 23:13:03 UTC  

@matroyshka get help

2019-12-02 23:13:06 UTC  

Any car mid-90s onward is going to be increasingly unreliable and irrepairable thanks to the reliance on electronics and computer systems

2019-12-02 23:13:08 UTC  

I pick the second one