Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck
Discord ID: 651198727205158922
I want it
Honda's are the gay man's car
Volvo haven't made their own cars for years
I haven't seen Dana in a while
Hnnnnngggg
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what is dat
Volkswagen. Because reliable
@JackH670 He was on like 50 minutes ago
VW. Reliable. Rofl
So I missed him
>VW
>Reliable
Good
My sides
wow
You missed him, Jack?
that's so sweet
I just want a limo tbh and a driver
My VW failed an mot after a year lmao
"yeah my caravelle drove 450k km"
Turns out the handbrake was near non existent
GIVE ME DANAS NUMBER
Again, Rolls Royce Phantom II
The Chad Standard
It’s called an Oil Change Jack. They’re important.
@matroyshka Ask him yourself
It somehow didn't roll down hills through sheer luck
@matroyshka thats a very dark path to go down
They had to refit the handbrake
"I am shit car handler, so my car is unreliable"
Amazin logic
It’s a hand break, not a handjob. Stop molesting your car Jack.
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naw but VWs just dont last, the only Polos left from late 80s/early 90s here have done almost nothing
tfw when you come out to your dad that you're in a sexual relationship with your car *and it's a gay relationship*
Depends where you drive and what kind of distances
@matroyshka get help
Any car mid-90s onward is going to be increasingly unreliable and irrepairable thanks to the reliance on electronics and computer systems
I pick the second one