I can call you a cunt instead if you want

I'm upper class and I wish not to talk like a commoner

@livid_scrooge

ok, consoomer

Although, compared to some folk I do have a bangin' regenerative ability.

your upper-class mom is hot tbh

A long time ago, when I was still just a wee lass, we used to go around knocking on peopes' doors, then running and hiding. I know that at some point they changed the name of that game to "ding dong ditch" or something equally gay. We used to call it nigger-knocking. Do kids still play that and what do you all call it today?

@livid_scrooge Nigga

I don't know why I even associate with any of you

You don't deserve my time

Because you have no friends, and you like being mocked

You're right, we don't

Doubt on the lass part.. @Cryosite

We've done nothing so wrong that we deserve you inflicted upon us, @livid_scrooge

You should spend your time consoling your mother while she heals.

Dotty, why won't you LOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEE me? <:why:462286147473637407>

I'll be your friend, Dotty

Friends are for the weak

@livid_scrooge I'll be your friend, Dotty.

*Bakes cake for @livid_scrooge *

The collectivists

You seem like you need a friend, Dotty

Your arrogance is your weakness. @livid_scrooge

Just don't ask which oven I used

I am his fren

Wow thank you for the cake :3

See, when Dotty finally snaps and goes full Joker, I wanna be the midget that gets spared. 😉

Well, now I feel left out.. I didn't get a cake .. and this week was my birthday. q.q

@Marushia Dark Which oven did you use?

Manlet Dark

@Cryosite Your mom's

Of course, I coulda made some calls.. but I slept, instead.

More people have things in common with the Joker than not.

I doubt her oven is all that warm.

What joke?

You wouldn't get it

@Laucivol HAPPY BIRTHDAY :D

Damn right I wouldnt' get it

Modern jokes are poo

Dot, I promise it's really red velvet