I keep it barb wired at all times
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Too late, the cliff is the only option left for me now
~~i got a barrel shroud on me dick~~
Anyone using the communal fleshlight? Feel like getting a few nuts off
@Laucivol I suppose that's true. 🤔 I am going to be a bit controversial here and openly state that the Canadians Secret Services, despite being good, are led by an incompetent
Most governmental agencies are, I hate to say.
@Son of Rome sorry, this fleshlight is for whites-only, you may proceed to the People of Colour fleshlight over there.
Don't bad mouth your boss Sarah
Only good mouth him 🍆
@Swedishmafia101 Kid, im whiter than a sheet and I can trace my German ancestry to Charles V
Give me the damn white man fleshlight
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Are we... still pretending there are women on this server?
@Kealor My boss is a woman and who said I didn't? <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>
*Still?*
@Scale_e there are a good number actually
Correct
Most of em hang out in the VC usually
And that "good number" is "0"
Good work soldier
@Scale_e Rule 30 of the internet
"There are no girls here, just convincing men"
**we must embark on the quest to find real wahmen**
Strictly speaking, the internet is a sexless void. In every sense.
Strictly speaking, so is your parent's bed
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Oof.
Pro tip, there are better sites for finding girls online if you're that thirst
Considering one of my parents is dead.. I would hope that's the case.
... well me dad has the Alzheimer's... so Im gonna go out on a limb and say "I hope so?"
I prefer finding women irl not gonna lie
My parents are boomers
My parents are kazoomers
Anyone else see the South Park Dune parody?
Necrophilia is less gross
Necrophilia is overrated
Ive literally only recently been reading Dune. Interesting coincidence
