Like, for two days my Discord has been having hour-long seizures

It is <:hyperthink:462282519883284480>

Badass

Gang bangs are for fags

Sharing a woman = big 🏳️‍🌈

Your point?

@Kealor hope your anus is ready

@Kealor I'd kek your comment but I can't find it thanks to the furry dev yiff session

Well, you wouldn't be much of a Secret Agent if you *admitted* it was your title, now would you? @Sarahdale

**prepareth thine anoose**

I keep it barb wired at all times

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Too late, the cliff is the only option left for me now

~~i got a barrel shroud on me dick~~

Anyone using the communal fleshlight? Feel like getting a few nuts off

@Laucivol I suppose that's true. 🤔

I am going to be a bit controversial here and openly state that the Canadians Secret Services, despite being good, are led by an incompetent

Most governmental agencies are, I hate to say.

@Son of Rome sorry, this fleshlight is for whites-only, you may proceed to the People of Colour fleshlight over there.

Don't bad mouth your boss Sarah

Only good mouth him 🍆

@Swedishmafia101 Kid, im whiter than a sheet and I can trace my German ancestry to Charles V

Give me the damn white man fleshlight

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Are we... still pretending there are women on this server?

@Kealor My boss is a woman and who said I didn't? <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

*Still?*

@Scale_e there are a good number actually

Correct

Most of em hang out in the VC usually

And that "good number" is "0"

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Good work soldier

@Scale_e Rule 30 of the internet

"There are no girls here, just convincing men"

**we must embark on the quest to find real wahmen**

Strictly speaking, the internet is a sexless void. In every sense.

Strictly speaking, so is your parent's bed

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Oof.

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