Message from @Kealor

Discord ID: 653478649202212874


2019-12-09 06:07:27 UTC  

@Kealor so it's not just me

2019-12-09 06:07:27 UTC  

"Why porn must be banned and you must accept the word of Jesus Christ"
- slate.com 2030, maybe

2019-12-09 06:07:31 UTC  

@Kealor Discord been broken

2019-12-09 06:07:41 UTC  

Yeah, it's fucked atm

2019-12-09 06:07:47 UTC  

The furry devs are busy having a yiff session

2019-12-09 06:07:53 UTC  

Not sure when it'll be fixed

2019-12-09 06:07:59 UTC  

@Son of Rome fuckers left me out AGAIN

2019-12-09 06:08:22 UTC  

@Jack of Trades Oh I meant because Secret Agent is not my job title. I was just being pedantic really

2019-12-09 06:09:00 UTC  

I made that same yiff joke about discord mods earlier and got no kek reactions :c

0 dopamine, I should just end it all

2019-12-09 06:09:31 UTC  

@Sarahdale oh good, so the orgy is still on

2019-12-09 06:09:32 UTC  

Like, for two days my Discord has been having hour-long seizures

2019-12-09 06:09:39 UTC  

It is <:hyperthink:462282519883284480>

2019-12-09 06:09:48 UTC  

Badass

2019-12-09 06:10:03 UTC  

Gang bangs are for fags

2019-12-09 06:10:15 UTC  

Sharing a woman = big 🏳️‍🌈

2019-12-09 06:10:16 UTC  

Your point?

2019-12-09 06:10:21 UTC  

@Kealor hope your anus is ready

2019-12-09 06:10:44 UTC  

@Kealor I'd kek your comment but I can't find it thanks to the furry dev yiff session

2019-12-09 06:10:47 UTC  

Well, you wouldn't be much of a Secret Agent if you *admitted* it was your title, now would you? @Sarahdale

2019-12-09 06:10:50 UTC  

**prepareth thine anoose**

2019-12-09 06:10:51 UTC  

I keep it barb wired at all times

2019-12-09 06:10:57 UTC  

<:TimeToBarn:590594455657119812>

2019-12-09 06:11:29 UTC  

Too late, the cliff is the only option left for me now

2019-12-09 06:11:34 UTC  

~~i got a barrel shroud on me dick~~

2019-12-09 06:11:41 UTC  

Anyone using the communal fleshlight? Feel like getting a few nuts off

2019-12-09 06:11:51 UTC  

@Laucivol I suppose that's true. 🤔

I am going to be a bit controversial here and openly state that the Canadians Secret Services, despite being good, are led by an incompetent

2019-12-09 06:12:28 UTC  

Most governmental agencies are, I hate to say.

2019-12-09 06:12:28 UTC  

@Son of Rome sorry, this fleshlight is for whites-only, you may proceed to the People of Colour fleshlight over there.

2019-12-09 06:12:29 UTC  

Don't bad mouth your boss Sarah

2019-12-09 06:13:06 UTC  

Only good mouth him 🍆

2019-12-09 06:13:12 UTC  

@Swedishmafia101 Kid, im whiter than a sheet and I can trace my German ancestry to Charles V

2019-12-09 06:13:18 UTC  

Give me the damn white man fleshlight

2019-12-09 06:13:27 UTC  

<:why:462286147473637407>

2019-12-09 06:13:34 UTC  

Are we... still pretending there are women on this server?

2019-12-09 06:13:35 UTC  

@Kealor My boss is a woman and who said I didn't? <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

2019-12-09 06:13:37 UTC  

*Still?*

2019-12-09 06:13:53 UTC  

@Scale_e there are a good number actually

2019-12-09 06:14:00 UTC  

Correct

2019-12-09 06:14:03 UTC  

Most of em hang out in the VC usually

2019-12-09 06:14:09 UTC  

And that "good number" is "0"

2019-12-09 06:14:14 UTC  

<:TimeToBarn:590594455657119812>